Just when I thought my posts couldn’t get more deranged along comes Erevien.
Coming Tomorrow.
Why badgers should join the Horde
Just when I thought my posts couldn’t get more deranged along comes Erevien.
Coming Tomorrow.
Why badgers should join the Horde
Not opposed to the idea!
They just don’t apreciate the time and effort it goes into mining and refining Tiberium…
And transfer them to Silvermoon?
No! Place them on the server with the lowest population, that way he bothers the least amount of people there.
Ofc you wouldn’t want them, they look like crap. Also kindly post on your Horde main if you’re Horde, your void elf is incredibly misleading.
Great idea, the horde’s blood elf fanaticism has gotten quite annoying tbh.
Also kindly post on your Horde main if you’re Horde, your void elf is incredibly misleading.
Not polite to bully people about which character they choose to post on the forum with.
bully
You have to check the definition of bully in a dictionary.
the horde’s blood elf fanaticism has gotten quite annoying tbh.
Indeed lol
Tell me more about how offensive you find this
Just when I thought my posts couldn’t get more deranged along comes Erevien.
Coming Tomorrow.
Why badgers should join the Horde
Coming the day after Tomorrow
Why the Union of Badger Cullers should join the Horde
Would fit the pattern here.
why would i think that they look like crap? thats highly subjective, i dont judge races based on their looks, im not that superficial. overall, i just dont think they would fit in with the horde considering everything they have/had going on in the game.
well, i would but tl3/forum posts/progress is not account wide. plus, i dont think it matters much on what kind of character someone posts, it matters what they say and not what they look like.
i dont judge races based on their looks
Absolutely! That’s why we have Soul Cat, who will now judge Visna’s appearance…
drum roll…
Oh dear.
I’m no expert on cats. But that’s not good is it?
Soul Cat is a harsh mistress.
Together we are unstoppable.
Night elves alone are unstoppable, and keep dreaming. N-E-V-E-R!
I don’t want to be Horde! I prefer nice and clean cities tyvm.
How ironic.
Afterall the alliance gave them nothing when it mattered.
sad but true. blizzard writing uff
Soul cat can judge me any day, shes so cute.
Why not? I mean BE did the same. Horde genocided them in second war and they joined them afterall.
Hmm, is it really a genocide during a war in which you get your backside kicked and end up being the ones in prison camps? That was more a flat out ‘invasion’, it was the Amani who wanted the genocide, Doomhammer wasn’t really bothered. So I’m pretty sure the BE did not join the Horde that invaded Quel’thalas, apart from a few elderly orcs…Fairly sure the Amani are not Horde…
Blood elves joining the alliance on the other hand would make sense
Y’all can thank Othmar Garithos for that, and the troops who helped grab Kael’thas and his army and prepare to ceremonially execute them,
Then the Alliance infiltration and occupation of small areas of Quel’thalas, a Neutral state at the time, and then when Lor’themar -did- consider it during MoP, and entered into talks with Varian Wrynn, Jaina and the Silver Cov went all War-Crimey.
So kinda,Three strikes and you’re out!
Why on earth would the BE want to join the Alliance after all that? Sure, the Horde (Not the same Horde as now) tried to invade and got their bottoms smacked, Sure, Garithos was Alliance of Lordaeron, but it was the Grand Alliance (So current one) who messed it up the later two times…
Why would anyone want to join the interior faction anyway? Alliance has space(Draenai) and dimensional(void elves) travel as well as AI that far surpasses the ones in real world along with other gnomish tech.
What do horde have? Green boi’s living in mud huts, gnome wannabe’s and a bunch of mana addicts.
Weeell, I mean why not go ask the original pilots of the Exodaar, and what happened when they went up against Blood Elves. Ripped into five pieces wasn’t it? Strikes me that Draenei tech ain’t all that and a bag of chips…Even the Vindicaar has to descend to anti air artillery range to seriously strut it’s stuff…unless all you want to do is tickle a kobold with it’s laser…
and dimensional(void elves) trave
Does it though? I mean that’s not really all that is it? All we’ve seen them is teleport short distances…big deal, any mage can do that, Oh and Telogrus Rift.
Now that -is Dimensional travel.
To an arid rock with a shanty town floating through space… It’s more like having a Daysaver Return Bus ticket to somewhere local and manky… rather than being able to use it to suddenly teleport to Ibiza, or San Fran, or Acapulco.
as well as AI that far surpasses the ones in real world along with other gnomish tech.
Lets be fair, in the real world we don’t have magic wielders, the ability to summon demons, and shapeshifting.
What do horde have? Green boi’s living in mud huts, gnome wannabe’s and a bunch of mana addicts.
Some hard lads and lasses, in several flavours, Potent Druids and Shamans, the most powerful arcane users in the world (One of which excel at Chronomancy, the other of which are described as being ‘amused’ by those Highborne who have been allowed into the Kaldorei again). WMD’s in the form of Blight (Though I think that will be off the menu now) and Mana Bombs (Very much still on the menu, and only the Belfs know how to make them, as even Jaina admits)
I’d say both factions have their snacky things to be fair…
Then… you probably have the ultimate respect for the Alliance I’m sure
Since there are not many victory that the Horde claimed in the past what? 30+ years or so since the Dark Portal’s first opening?
Beaten by the said strength of the blade they respect, or you claim…
Yeah, you know that thanks to Sylvanas the Horde -lost- the Fourth War, right?
The Night Elves are extinct lore wise and the Horde already controls Kalimdor
Neither of those ‘facts’ are true. I mean a) The Night Elves simply aren’t extinct they took a complete pasting, but boo hoo, join the club, and b)Someone better tell the Night Elves in Mid Kalimdor, and the Draenei isles to just pack up shop and go…
Btw, why is everyone(including blizzard) forgetting about a certain space goat race that have the ability to shoot death beams from the orbit?
Because as I state, they can’t. Ok, let’s for a moment start with the flawed premise that they can. So Why didn’t they? Why was the Xenedar shot down by ground based artillery and not in orbit? Why did the Vindicaar have to descend to ground artillery range to make the breach into The Legion stronghold with it’s lasers, taking a hammering from ground artillery as it did?
I mean -why- would you do that?
Well there are three possibilities here.
Number 1: Everyone on the flight deck is a congenital idiot who must never be allowed in charge of it again.
Number 2: Everyone on the flight deck are in fact Legion double agents, and thought “Ehh, we’ll give the lads some target practice, We could have stayed in safety, but naah”
Or Number 3: It isn’t. It diffuses with difference, same way that most ballistic and energy weapons would. Energy is finite when used from such a cannon, or rather it’s potency would drastically decrease by range. It’s like, Shoot a man with a flamethrower from fifty feet away, nothing happens, do the same from ten feet away and you’ve made a very outré barbeque for people of the cannibalistic persuasion.
Before anybody says “But the Racial says” Lets just nip this one in the bud. Every LFD Draenei can do that regardless if they are actually on Azeroth, or Outlands or Draenor or Argus, or Shadowlands. So that means that there are as many Vindicaars as there are actually LFD, and they can call on it theoretically all the same time. Meaning there has to be a potentially infinite amount of Vindicaars…
But we know there is only one.
Why badgers should join the Horde
As long as they can’t take ‘Rogue’ as a class. Nobody needs Badger Assassins…
Night elves alone are unstoppable, and keep dreaming.
Ermm…Not being funny, but didn’t the War of the Thorns kinda prove that no one race is unstoppable if the other faction decides to come for them en masse?
I mean…that quite famously is what happened…