Every time I read a Retributor thread I’m baffled by how people still believe this guy is genuine and not trolling.
He’s somewhat of a genius, really. He rides the edge of “obvious troll” and “lunatic that actually believes what they’re saying” pretty well.
As usually, kudos.
He’s a forum regular, minor celebrity!
You no take Retri!
Cringemas has come early this year.
use arathi warfront portal and u’re in plaguelands in like 1 minute
I main alliance, I don’t care…
Horde has the letter O in there BIAS!!!
SILLY RETRIBUTOR!
This would be a perfect time for you to unlock the Stratholme pet dungeon teleport. 
Picasso is a genius but i get what you mean 
We demand Retri get a portal for this extremely long journey quest!
He also cut off his ear.
True but Grob did also say this 
So they both fit that
Who the 
are you? Because I type on my phone mostly and cba with formating I’m trolling? Yeah no.
I’m Grobluk, goblin supremacist extraordinaire. Pleased to make your acquaintance. I’ll look forward to learning your ways and using them to help spread the truth that is goblin supremacy.
Oh no, a whole 8 minutes.
It’s a terrible tragedy. We must demand justice!
But do you have a horse with an orange sugar cone glued to it’s head?
Only then can you master the Retributor.
To be fair in those 8 minutes Retributor could have flown around Stormwind only to have found…
Stormwind had run out of toilet paper…
Damn Horde.
Thanks for letting me know, I wasn’t even aware there is such a quest.
is it some holiday event?
Yes it’s the “Who ate all the loo roll then?” quest, usually comes around every 3 or 4 months…
Female characters only quest though…
Details as follow.
“Who ate all the loo roll then?”
Quest dialogue
“Champion! I hear you have been blessed by Alexstrasza! Soon you will feel…
The Crave. Sadly due to an influx of Blessed in Horde capitals, we have ran out of loo roll. To satisfy your craving, you must brave the Capital Stormwind and visit every tavern and fill your belly with roll. To aid you, our apothecaries have provided you with a super strong invisibility potion. Travel safely Blessed, and return safe. The Horde needs your help!”
Received Item Super Strong Invisibility. For when a rogue just isn’t enough
“Champion, we can go no further than the outskirts of Goldshire. Be prepared to land, take your potion and feast!”
Player has drunk the potion.
Player has entered a tavern.
Player has gone to the restroom.
Player acquires item, “loo roll”
Player gains 2 stamina,
“Ere 'Arry… cmon i need to use the toilet!! Whaddya mean there’s no loo roll!!”
Player exits tavern.
Rinse and repeat until Loo Roll eaten gauge is filled.
Player retreats to outskirts of Goldshire and is teleported back to Orgrimmar.
“Well done Champion!! Your craving is satisfied for today. Come back tomorrow to once again beat the craving!”
44,500 experience gained, 24.50 gold. !25 reputation with Orgrimmar
it’s definitely the latter.