Most Witnessed Stormwind RP Trope

Argent Dawn
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See you at 12.

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:heart:

I guess?

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Half convinced the yearly war and bloodshed for Azeroth has just desensitised the peoples of the Alliance to such a point that public atrocities in daylight wouldn’t even phase them.

Someone gets murdered and thrown in the canal

Reminds me of when Deathwing crushed that bridge and sent the entire orphans field trip into the canals never seen again.

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Nah they tear open a rift and pull out another adult ren’dorei, but the ritual requires 2 elves.

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Oh well must’ve been rats - Benny

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But he has bullet holes in him and an axe sticking out his liver!

Large rats.

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Dark Souls giant rat in the sewers got him, the teeth had bullets on the end of it so when the teeth sunk into him the bullets fell off into his body and the rat did this to throw us off his scent.

As for the axe well that can be easily explained by carefully targeted rat poop. This rat is a cunning criminal master mind.

– Deduction made by Animu Sherlock Holmes.

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Sounds like Stormwind needs a specialised detective agency for these public atrocities. Or a really good legal team for the offenders.

As you can see your honour, the victim was clearly killed by rats and not what the defence suggests is a crazed barbarian Draenei with a drinking problem.

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I know who to contact.

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You might even say he’s the world’s greatest criminal mind!

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I voted for it because I have seen it. Once from another person who roleplayed a pretty convincing baker and myself ( :cry: ) who still does that on occasion. Though not active since it’s a bit boring.

I have seen once a ren’dorei being pregnant (One atrocity that isn’t mentioned in the vote). At the cathedral square with her guild and guild flag present trying to recruit people. But in canon… I… Don’t think so. And if yes then it’s the most evil person you can imagine doing things because it’s just evil. Pet sematary child.

And I think the worst witnessed Stormwind trope is when two people meet that can’t continue a conversation.

“Nice weather in Stormwind, huh?”
“Yes”.
silence

Worse is when you meet someone on your character and that other person just gives you one word replies or so blunt that it’s super boring. Why do people do this? Is this just a self-insert issue because I’ve noticed that some people do that too IRL. Just a lack of creativity? Too lazy? Is it really so hard to write “Yes, it’s pretty good. Though I don’t like the warm weather too much, am more a cold weather person, how about you?”. Just SOME interest dude or otherwise you can’t expect that from the other person.

Ughhhh.

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The most believable citizen RP I’ve seen comes from the beggars.

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The most believable Stormwind citizen RP I’ve seen in a while was when I interacted with a guy called Bob. If you read this Bob, know that you’re awesome.

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I see what you did there. :wink:

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Most people that want to enact the pregnancy, romance and sexuality do mostly it in the most detached way possible.
Edit upon checking the definition twice…
Grooming RP for ERP, No
I will rip your brain a new a’hole and do things to it if i catch you doing this.

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Not gonna lie, I’m often prone to ignoring random acts of violence because they’re both so outlandish and so uncommon thst I just don’t feel the need OOC to deal with it IC. It’s always between two people who you just know will be no fun to interact with, too.

There’ve been occasions where I’ve tried and it’s been fun, but you can generally tell if someone is good or not. The vast. Majority of times I’ve tried getting involved it’s just been boring and, unrealistic as it is, I don’t have the time to waste on people acting like cartoon characters anymore.

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Hey guys,

with a

here. Just wanted to tell you it’s bland RP interactions that most commonly litter Stormwind City

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Thank you, Laurenn, very cool.

Did you people know that you can get quality enchantments ICly from ColdshĂĄde, how cool is that, man I would go there if I were you!

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Wait a second.

I think I first met you in Stormwind RP when I was trying to rob your friend and I used Bob as a cover name.

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That isn’t the Bob I meant, no. I meant the guy in glasses who posted right above you.

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