Hexelyion4MVP!
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It should quite clearly be me.
a) I have unparalleled Lore knowledge as I will tell you, at length, in ten damned paragraphs, which you will read.
b) I am older than most of you, and therefore wiser, these are scientific facts, you can’t argue with science.
c) My character agrees with me in this matter.
d) My character is also a Farstrider Ranger, they’re good with forests, what colour are forests? Yeah, thats right.
e) I was born in the 70’s. so therefore grew up in the 80’s, so any memes I do post, will have amazing soundtracks you’ll have to imagine, but I assure you will be absolutely amazing.
f) I once had a motorbike, and for three weeks I was the coolest kid in school until another kid got bought a bigger motorbike.
g) Yesterday I told a continual Thunderstorm on Facebook to just pack up its nonsense and stop it, and it Did. So I am a Weather God.
h) I’m really good at sword fighting, that qualifies me.
i) I know good stories about Badgers, and wasps, but I can’t tell you them here.
j) I look good in a corset.
k) and almost naked in warpaint.
l) Oh I can carry on for ages, its good to get it all out in public, words that is, not other things, that gets you on a register…
m) I’m really good at accents, so I can pretend to be from wherever anyone posting is from, but it won’t matter, because they can’t hear me, you’ll just have to take my word for it.
n) There’s a giant Vulture right, terrorising my aerospace over my village, he hasn’t killed me yet, he’s called Frank, I think I have his vote. I say Giant, he might just be normal size for his species.
o) I once killed a rabbit with the butt of my pistol and it turned out I didn’t even need to, I still feel bad about it, but I was being chased by men with dogs.
p) I am a team player and work well with others, and only got apprehended by my nation’s Prime Ministerial security detail the once, and that was a mistake.
q) Any other questions?
No, right, there you go, thats my CV as to why I should be an MVP, right there.
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Yes yes yes but have you been brave enough to eat a raisin pizza?
Case, as they say in TV land, closed.
I’ll have my green letters now thanks.
(Edit) however I do admire a fellow who admits to wearing a corset. I am quite partial to suspender belts, but only on the weekend when I’m washing the dishes and she sits there smoking her pipe.
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Instead of voting, let’s organize a drinking contest to determine who the next MVP is.
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You Orc speak wisely! 
That is highly unfair as I am a tee-totaller and my opponents may like port a little bit too much…
then what about a pizza eating competition?
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I think I’ll manage that too, but I prefer something more meaty tbh.
Okay, who told you this is how I got MVP? Huh? SPILL YOUR SECRETS!!!
CONFESS!
I was there but no one saw me, because I was as stealthy as a tauren rogue.
Not sure that’d work. Pizzadefiler is apparently capable of eating anything, clearly an unfair advantage.
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true. the question is , however, how much can he eat of it? 
i mean he fed half of the raisin stuff to his dog. 
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wait wait wait…is the dog the real mvp?
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Has anyone seen the dog since the raisin pizza? 
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On a serious note you shouldn’t give raisins to a dog. They are bad for them and in large enough quantities can cause renal failure.
I’m sorry but there’s at least one MVP (and it’s not me but my lips are sealed and I cannot be bribed) who would beat all of you hands down in any drinking contest.
I’ll now go back in my corner with a glass of excellent red wine.
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Let me guess:
Ya got my support mon.
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