[Nerd Butcher Internal Memo] Hellfire disruption efforts, alliance probably VERY mad!

Date: 2021-08-12
Memo title: Operation Timewaste report


Dear Butchers,

Today your beloved leader and Head Butcher Spiney ventured into Hellfire Peninsula on his FLYING MOUNT. His first order of business was to turn a rogue into a shattered pile of icy night-elf flesh shards! With renewed vigour, thanks to the slaughter, Spiney continued on to a mage who was simply “trying to level bro c’mon” according to the whispers he received from a disgruntled second account.

After slaughtering the mage, a contingent of THREE, yes THREE (you did read that correctly, THREE!) Alliance bodyguards arrived to chaperone their little mage buddy while he killed some imps. The Nerd Butcher Data, Objectives, Reporting and Killing (DORK) department has calculated that Spiney’s double gank wasted a collective two hours of these players’ time!

Spiney was also the target of a “drop out of the air and put dots on him” attack, orchestrated by one of the less intelligent chaperones. The Stormwind Academy of Stupid Kids must have removed gravity from their curriculum.

To finish off the time wasting exercise, Spiney flew back to Thrallmar on a 60% speed mount, something that the chaperones found very amusing, probably.

This concludes the memo, keep butchering, folks, we have a dire shortage of Night Elf flanks so please focus on delivering these to the cold storage facility!

Kindly,
Nerd Butcher Timewasting, Idiocy, Tracking, and Slaughtering (Do the acronym yourself) Department

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