[Nerd Butcher Internal Memo] Interim slabs experiment report

Date: 2020-08-06
Memo title: Corrective measures seem to be working

Dear fellow Science Lords and Arrogant Butchery Specialists (SLABS for short),

This is an internal Nerd Butcher memo from Head Butcher Spiney. It appears our efforts to reprogramme the entire population of Azeroth to speak the way we want them to is working very well!

Given the following data points we can prove that Spiney’s single-handed efforts to educate the unwashed masses of the LookingForGroup trade forum about “how to speak proper” has been extremely effective.

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Start of experiment
Slabs incidence: 14 slabs/hour

After 1 week of reprogramming efforts:
Slabs incidence: 13 slabs/hour

After 1 month of reprogramming efforts:
Slabs incidence: 2 slabs/hour.

Projected slabs incidence after a further month of reprogramming efforts: 0.25 slabs/hour.
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Keep up the good work!

Best, Spiney.

Slabs? There’s no S in Labyrinth…

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Peer reviewed at 2209Z 07/07/2021.

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Some incidences of Classic recorded:
Deadmains (probably alts at this point in classic, and they need to work better as a team not to die)
Start UD (when does it start? :))
Alcatraz (it’s Arcatraz! Alcatraz is a prison island in the US)
Steamvaults (‘The Steamvault’, also singular)

And finally the confusion when LF SH hc and it turns out not to be Sethekk Halls (SH) but Shattered Halls (SHH).

Also The Shadow Labyrinth isn’t a true labyrinth either, or at least not a very good one. Aside from the little hallway with the quest npc after the first boss, there are no alternate routes, dead ends or deviations, it’s one of the most linear dungeons in WoW.

Please peer review and add data points.

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