Date: 2020-08-06
Memo title: Corrective measures seem to be working
Dear fellow Science Lords and Arrogant Butchery Specialists (SLABS for short),
This is an internal Nerd Butcher memo from Head Butcher Spiney. It appears our efforts to reprogramme the entire population of Azeroth to speak the way we want them to is working very well!
Given the following data points we can prove that Spiney’s single-handed efforts to educate the unwashed masses of the LookingForGroup trade forum about “how to speak proper” has been extremely effective.
<-- BEGIN DATA DUMP --> Start of experiment Slabs incidence: 14 slabs/hour After 1 week of reprogramming efforts: Slabs incidence: 13 slabs/hour After 1 month of reprogramming efforts: Slabs incidence: 2 slabs/hour. Projected slabs incidence after a further month of reprogramming efforts: 0.25 slabs/hour. <-- END DATA DUMP -->
Keep up the good work!
Best, Spiney.
Slabs? There’s no S in Labyrinth…