Notice to Horde in Hillsbrad

Attention Hordies of Noggenfogger

I have taken it upon myself to end your ruthless culling of the poor apple farmers in Hillsbrad fields. These brave men and woman are simply attempting to grow apples to feed the Alliance. You mindless rabble are killing them on mass. This stop’s today.

Just thought I’d give you all a fair warning

Apple protection officer.

Sure you do my man!