Orc Balding Problem

Can I get Duke Nukem hairstyle in Shadowlands? I got totally bald and there is no way to fix it!

I tried pills, shampoo and nothing works :sweat_smile:

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Barber shop doesn’t fix it? Although being bald is beautiful :blush:

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What do you mean ā€œproblemā€? I want to be aerodynamic when I charge!

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Orcs just know about challenges of hair during combat and have evolved :triumph:

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even Orc women go bald

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Indeed bro. :crossed_swords:

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Me like bald Orc females! :heart_eyes:

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How about an afro hairstyle for orcs?

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No. Belfs are going afro in Shadowlands.

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How can elf say no to that :rofl:

if orcs get afro haircut it’s gonna be even more horde bias

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Yeahhhhh that’s why most of their haircuts involve long hair (braided or in tails, but still… long hair).

Orcs are damn hippies.

Don’t use facts and reason against me! :innocent:

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A flat-top hairdo for orcs would be very cool indeed :sunglasses:

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Have you tried training a Marmot to sit on your head ?

i’m already kinda busy you know.

Laughed so hard, that I got choked by a smoke

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Get on my level orcs, im all hair

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Atleast orcs look badass with a bald head.
Gnomes…
looks in mirror
…let’s not go there

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I want orc dreadlocks.

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