Cast unstable affliction and drain life the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the grunts to arrive since unstable affliction dots are impossible to cleanse up. Just as the first horde intended.
You should make an orc warlock NOW!
The Shadowbane Coven is wanted in several countries, nations and areas of the world on account of;
- Vehicular Tax Evasion
- Repeated and Major Jaywalking
- Repeated Possession of illegal firearms (literal arms made of fire)
- Counterfeit Monopoly Money
and many, many more heinous crimes. They must be STOPPED!
xoxo
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Some pics from our adventures:
https://imgur.com/Dc9KjGK
https://imgur.com/4fQO5zF
https://imgur.com/NRqY1F4
https://imgur.com/p49Rda1
What the demons doing?
Commiting tax fraud
Coven puts chemicals in the water, it turns our frogs grey!
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You should make orc warlock, NOW!
Day you havenât heard of Shadowbane? You should be wondering what they doing
Where is Coven? Probably plottingâŠ
Meanwhile, in his lair.
He struggles to sew with one hand.
What the coven doing? Dunno. Why you ask me? I have [This part has been removed due to my legal team not advance any ill feelings or anything. My legal bound duty is to stay silent before I get sued for Defomation and Ill speech] yâkno?
Been a while since Iâve run into the Coven, where am I supposed to get my evil secret orders from now?
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Pssst, I got those strange jade statues of people making weird poses you requested.
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The Coven had nothing to do with the attack on Dalaran, every member has multiple witnesses and strong alibis for their whereabouts during the events that unfolded, any other remark will be considered as slander or libel and will be settled in court.
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This is clearly fake news.
This just in, The Coven had part in attack on Dalaran. Witnesses say they were The Coven who aided its destruction.
We did it! It was us! Another kingdom falls before the red star!
A terrific gang of warlocks, demons, undead and other neverdowells! Itâs a delight to see someone remember what the evil is in the world of good having victory after victory!
After a meeting with the most trustworthy dreadlord around, the coven has been whisked away to the not-so-desolate-Desolace, continuing their journey Across All Azeroth.
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We D.A.R.E to keep the Boralus streets free of Fullmist (unintentionally) while you do all thatâŠ
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Hello there, I am an inconspicuous delivery man, I need you to return some souls that were sent to you by mistake so if you could give us your current locationâŠ
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