[PCU] Legion Remnant RP - Shadowbane Coven 😈

[Greenguard-argent-dawn]

If I join, can I get a free pitlord friend?

[Syanidi-argent-dawn (Syanidi)]

You get free dental. That’s it

[Greenguard-argent-dawn]

Sign me up then

[Syanidi-argent-dawn (Syanidi)]

It is me. Your reporter from the field about Coven. We are at Northrend, Stormpeaks and I am about to climb the mountains.

Coven wants YOU to join today

[Balehew-argent-dawn]

Gave that sword a quick visit to double check if it was still there. Grabbed some souvenirs, and now we’re on our un-merry way once again. I hear Feralas is especially beautiful this time of year…

[Syanidi-argent-dawn (Syanidi)]

What the coven doing in Uldum? What they up to? Find out in next episode of “Shadowbane Coven”

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[Syanidi-argent-dawn (Syanidi)]

We may have rigged Helped election in Uldum. Was wild, I’m tellin’ you. Come on lads.

What sword?

[Soval-argent-dawn]

found out the hard way that the shadowbane coven steal eggs recently! i sure hope they dont cook it

[Ellorc-argent-dawn]

Ouh, what eggs?

Finishes up a plate of large omelets

[Vitsaus-argent-dawn]

Their clever strategies using sayaad agents to incapacitate our pandaren troops may have slowed us down, but make no mistake! These Legion worshipers will get what is coming for them!

[Syanidi-argent-dawn (Syanidi)]

Getting what? Your wig?

[Greenguard-argent-dawn]

idk bro, maybe these legion worshippers aren’t so bad?

[Vextri-argent-dawn]

Using demons in their plots? That’s dreadful! Who would do such a thing?

[Algosia-argent-dawn]

Bringing back a bit of good old fashioned Legion worship one demon at a time

[Zeldrosh-argent-dawn]

Do fel, do crime

[Syanidi-argent-dawn (Syanidi)]

Go on. Commit felony

[Cosades-argent-dawn]

Own a grimoire for home defense, since that’s what the First Horde intended. Four peasants break into my burrow. “What the Sargerei?” As I grab my demonic pet and Shadow Council soulstones. Blast a healthstone sized hole through the first footman, he’s dead on the spot.

[Zeldrosh-argent-dawn]

You know what? You should make an orc warlock and join this guild.

[Cosades-argent-dawn]

Throw my Imp on the second footman, miss him entirely because it’s freshly summoned and it nails the neighbors peon. I have to resort to the magic stored in the forbidden tomes of the black library loaded with Chaos magic, “Tally ho lads” the Chaos Bolt shreds two footmen in the blast, the sound and extra Fefire sets off nearby Kodo.

[Tagahr-argent-dawn]

The Kodo tramples my garden. Millions will die for this.