Pet Peeve: The Undying

They shoulnd’t have given me access to paint bots.

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I just couldn’t agree more. It is a part of why I hate this zone.

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Peeve - there’s a spider in my room.

Peeve - You won’t offer him a hot beverage.

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I’ll do that right now.

In fact even better I’ll drown him in it.

Never kill a guest in your home, it’s bad luck.

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Big peeve: Advanced adventurer augment not only gave me trinket twice, it gave me the SAME trinket twice.

Damn it

Ok I’ll just give him the drink so he can have a very long bath in it.

Or you could escort him out of your home and let an innocent little thing live for doing nothing wrong.

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Womp not like spider, but if you hurt spider Womp gonna hurt you.

Think on that.

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Most spiders you find in your house were born there and do not know how to live outside.

Then they learn the Harsh lesson.

He went within my sight.

That was his crime.

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Jokes on him its not a spider its me crawling naked towards his fridge to steal his drinks and slightly move everything.

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I’ll keep my cat outside to make sure he doesn’t nab you then.

Sir, i traverse your ceiling, dont come near me or i must do what spiders do best.

Get a cat. My cat acts as a barrier that murders EVERYTHING living in the house besides me.

Eat Flies?

No… detach my reproductive organ and throw it at you and this may cause more female spiders to appear.

I already had two but the only one who stayed inside died and the other one prefers living outside.