We’ll bang, ok?
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Honestly most boring semi-crew member. She had less of a personality than Jacob and Miranda, and they were both generally dull characters.
Not really, Miranda was a good character. Romanced, IGN approved. However, the thing with Miranda is that I feel like they kind of screwed up her transition from “Pure Cold-hearted B*tch” (see the recordings from the tutorial) to her chatting with Shepard as if they are BFFs.
Maybe it’s down to personal diffrences/diffrent playstyles, but I found Miranda to be very boring. She had some better moments in ME3, but for most the franchise her entire personality was essentially just: “Bum” Along with her -obviously- knowing how she -obviously- was the best cus of it.
Jacob’s entire personality was “Hi, I am -Insert Soldier npc here-”
To be honest it was pretty stupid to see people romance Jacob in ME2 only then to be screwed over in ME3 where it’s revealed Jacob cheated on your main character in the not-so-long period that you were separated. Like fathers, like sons, I guess.
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ME2 romance options were generally weak compared to ME1 not counting Tali and Garrus tbh
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I heard of that yeah, and it’s a big shame. I’ve never went for Jacob though. Most of the times it’s Garrus, and a couple of times Liara. I’m a little boring that way 
Jacob was just never interesting for me, and Kaidan has the same issues Liara has, in that he is -thrown- at you. Talk to him like twice and everyone goes “Oh, you are together nao!” And he is quite boring as well.
Definatly.
The patrician choice is: Liara in ME1, Miranda in ME2 and then Kaidan in ME3
Nothing makes two Bros come together like the impending end of the world
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The fact you couldnt romance Wrex as either Shepard is a serious crime.
Tbh Wrex is just so manly and chad I’m afraid Shepard as a mere human would die from any attempt at intercourse.
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Got called a sexist pig last night.
There were some girls waiting at the bar, I took a spot next to them and got served first. Apparently that’s an issue because I’m a man. They complained to the doorman about me… ![:joy:](https://d1bg94bbsh66ji.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/joy.png?v=6" ":joy:")
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Weren’t they offended that it was a doorMAN?
Probably.
Thing is, I got served first because I was chatting to the barMAN. Also have known the doorMAN for years.
I had some choice words for them. I hope they come to the bar when I’m working.
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Peeve: when pain is overwhelming you and you can’t do anything… Or you don’t know what you’re doing.
What kind of pain, my man?
Wish it was just one. Many kinds of pain, actually.
Did you try turning it off and on again?
The best ME romance was: No Romance
It causes Shepherd to lovingly regard a picture of the Normandy rather than the love interest.
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Haha, Wish it could be like this, to be honest. Doesn’t have any toggle key to turn off.
Tali disapproves.
Garrus too.
Liara too.
Miranda too.