Pet peeves: The return (Part 1)

“I was tortured for what felt like decades. I faced every torment, many of which were failed fantasies of you breaking in to rescue me, only for it to be another room of the endless prison.”

“hey u ready to go?”

“yeah sure lemme just get my bag lmao”

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This Is Actually A Clever Storytelling On How Even In The Depths Of Despair They Still Have A Shred Of Hope That This Escape Is The Real One Thus Shadowlands Isn’t All That Gray And Hopeless!!!

Oh Nerathion, didn’t know you were a wowhead contributor!

Maybe she just lost her sense of time with all the time she was tortured there? The same way an hour can feel like much longer than that when you’re doing something boring, or pass in the blink of an eye when we’re having fun.

from this post and the last i’m more of a wow dev with how what i said 1 minute before does not apply to now

If they wanted to accurately represent what happens when you put a human in solitary confinement for an extended time she’d be nonverbal and completely insane

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And starved to death, or at the very least emaciated. How would she find food in the Maw?

Press F5 you legless heathen.

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Do they even have food in Shadowlands considering it’s…full of dead people? Maybe concept of sustenance does not exist in Shadowlands outside of Anima.

tbf all the cooking recipes seem like an alien’s idea of human food so this seems likely

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They do. Venthyr have wine. Bastion has plenty of food and drinks enjoyed by the locals.

Seems to be more eating for enjoyment than any actual purpose though.

Shadowlands is like the SW prequels.

The more you look into it and think about it, the worse it gets at how pathetically shallow it is.

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to be fair i did kinda forget about the cooking profession

my question now is that if food is not actually sustenance, why would the maw walkers learn cooking recipes for food without purpose since how tf are u gna get buffs if the food doesn’t do anything

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When will we wake up knowing it was all a vision N’zoth had shown us?

We won’t. It’s all real. You can’t take it back. Time marches ever forward.

I assume you’re just slurping down anima. Sometimes it’s anima smoothies, sometimes it’s anima roast, sometimes it’s anima fish, but it’s all anima.

More like “What the hell, Hero? I just told you what I’ve been through and MIGHT need a moment or five to process that I’m actually being rescued for real this time, maybe, and you know what? Nevermind.”

Baine realistically sits around quietly with his Maw flashbacks, though.

Peeve: it’s all terrible and nearly none of my characters function in this context.

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The battle’s this way, gorgeous!

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If I were a jailer who wanted to break his subjects and also knew the layout of the Shadowlands I would also map Oribos to add to the ‘yeah you totally escaped the Maw syke lmao’ scenario

give even a few days of hope before they wake up and they’re back in Torghast

with the spoilers storyline i guess that’s not too far from the truth lol

wait does anyone even care about spoilers

only ff14 ones

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