Pet peeves: The return (Part 1)

Then purified Anduin weirdly gives this speech? I guess he knows something we don’t.

Citizens of the civilized Alliance, on this day we mark a transition. For years, the Alliance stood as the crowning achievement of civilized beings. But there were those who would set us against one another, and we took up arms to defend our way of life against the Horde. In so doing, we never suspected that the greatest threat came from within.

The Void Elves, and some within our own Councils, had conspired to create the shadow of Horde using one of their own as the enemy’s leader. They had hoped to grind the Alliance into ruin. But the hatred in their hearts could not be hidden forever. At last, there came a day when our enemies showed their true natures.

The Void Elves hoped to unleash their destructive power against the Alliance by assassinating the High King and usurping control of the Alliance forces. But the aims of would-be tyrants were valiantly opposed by those without elitist, dangerous powers. Our loyal soldiers contained the insurrection within Telogrus and quelled uprisings across Azeroth.

The remaining Void Elves will be hunted down and defeated! Any collaborators will suffer the same fate. These have been trying times, but we have passed the test. The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger. The war is over. The Horde has been defeated, and the Void Elf rebellion has been foiled. We stand on the threshold of a new beginning. In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Alliance will be reorganized into the first Stormwind Empire, for a safe and secure society, which I assure you will last for ten thousand years. An Empire that will continue to be ruled by this august body and a sovereign ruler chosen for life. An Empire ruled by the majority, ruled by a new constitution!

By bringing the entire planet under one law, one language, and the enlightened guidance of one individual, the corruption that plagued the Alliance in its later years will never take root. Regional governors will eliminate the bureaucracy that allowed the Void Elf movement to grow unchecked. A strong and growing military will ensure the rule of law.

Under the Empire’s New Order, our most cherished beliefs will be safeguarded. We will defend our ideals by force of arms. We will give no ground to our enemies and will stand together against attacks from within or without. Let the enemies of the Empire take heed: those who challenge Imperial resolve will be crushed.

We have taken on a task that will be difficult, but the people of the Empire are ready for the challenge. Because of our efforts, the Azeroth has traded war for peace and anarchy for stability. Thousands of beings now look forward to a secure future. The Empire will grow as more nations feel the call, from Pandaria to the Veiled Sea.

Imperial citizens must do their part. Join our grand legions. Become the eyes of the Empire by reporting suspected insurrectionists. Travel to the corners of Azeroth to spread the principles of the New Order to barbarians. Build monuments and technical wonders that will speak of our glory for generations to come.

The Alliance forces, now proudly wearing the name of Imperial Legionnaires, have tackled the dangerous work of fighting our enemies on the front lines. Many have died in their devotion to the Empire. Imperial citizens would do well to remember their example.

The New Order of peace has triumphed over the shadowy secrecy of shameful magicians. The direction of our course is clear. I will lead the Empire to glories beyond imagining.
We have been tested, but we have emerged stronger. We move forward as one people: the Imperial citizens of the first Stormwind Empire. We will prevail. Ten thousand years of peace begins today.

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Someone please explain the wall of text, Im too burned and too drained to ‘get it’

It’s the full text of Emperor Palpatine’s speech when he turns the Republic into the Empire.

…except with Anduin and Stormwind.

And the Void Elves are jedi.

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I only acknowledge the Spanish dub “Él”.

It’s Palpatine’s full speech to the senate that never made it into the movie but the audio books and books have it in its entirety.

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The French dub probably calls him “Le”, then.

Summary

:clown_face:

Nah, it’s still L.

Does going from a kingdom to an empire even change anything for him?

Im going to call you Smaldru from now on.

This is an upgrade from being called Smelldru so I’ll take it.

Also have a loaf who weren’t as pissed with me as last time I’d come home after petting Mombasa

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“So, hooman. You are back. Do you think I wouldn’t think I notice that smell?”

It’s even more fun considering she decided to go lie on my backpack which smells of the furball in question.
Also how can you say no to this cutie

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I recognised the Palpatine speech, but what was Sunori’s from, aswell as Stonetower’s quote?

Look at dem pink beans

The pictures don’t bring them justice, they’re abit more bright irl

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She then gets beaten.

Come Bolvar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the Heart and the Arbiter, and bring the final Sigil, I have need of it. Come to the Heart chamber, I wait for you there, where we last met, countless ages ago. Come to me through fire and war, I welcome you! Welcome Tyrande, I have prepared a place for you! Come, bring the final Sigil to the Heart chamber, together, let us free the cursed false gods! Welcome Bolvar, together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of the Alliance from the Shadowlands! Is this how you honor the 6th house and the Covenant unmourned? Come to me openly, and not by stealth. The Jailer welcomes you Bolvar, my old friend… but to this place where destiny is made, why have you come unprepared? Welcome, Tyrande, to this place where YOUR destiny is made. What a fool you are, I’m a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could you be so naive? There is no escape, no recall or intervention can work in this place! Come! Lay down your weapons! It is not too late for my mercy…

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looks at Bird App
looks at ActiBlizz news
… Oh boy.

Certainly explains some of the lay-offs and people leaving over the last couple years. Investigation started around 2 years ago.

I hope everyone involved gets what they deserve.

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