“saw a void elf and a gnome holding hands 2day. gonna be sick. member when stormwind was a bastion of the faith…”
Umm based deal department? 
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best I can do is DMP.
the P stands for Pink.
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General Turalyon has gone WOKE! Letting this filth run amok in our cities. Crime rates are up! They’re eating the sewer rats! They’re teaching your children! Just yesterday the rates of Void-afflicted madness went up 73%. It’s absurd. Utterly absurd. They don’t want to work, they don’t want to contribute.
You know it used to be. It used to be that people would come here for a better life. How sad! Now they come here to make our lives worse. I’m serious. I’m serious. We need to. You know what we need to do. We need to return power to the people, the people need the Church. It’s so sad. It’s so, so sad, you know I feel for the people, I do. We need to fix this, its terrible. Just terrible.
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The Battle of the Dark Portal. What an unbelievable — it was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways. It represented such a big portion of the success of this kingdom. Dark Portal, wow. I go to the Blasted Lands to look and to watch, and the statement of Turaylon, who’s no longer in favor, did you ever notice that? No longer in favor. ‘Never fight in Outland, me boys. Never fight in Outland,’ he said. Wow. That was a big mistake. He lost his great general.
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in ten characters…
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I can feel my brain cells dying from reading these
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i will never get tired of repurposing orange man’s gettysburg speech. it’s an all timer
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You think you want to, but you don’t. You’d get bored.
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you can’t tell me what to do, i’m going to quit my job RIGHT NOW and go lie there
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I make time every LARP event to take a nap under a tree, highly recommend
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The problem is, there’s boredom and boredem - being bored when you know you eventually have to go back to work sucks.
Being bored when you have tons of time is… an experience I can’t even really remember ._.
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When my wife and kids were in Italy for two weeks one year, that was boredom when I had time and I wasn’t really sure what to do with it.
It had been too long.
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The one and only thing I’m crediting the local yellow press for is translating his way of speaking pretty damn accurately into German instead of summarizing it a bit as normal when printing interviews.
Put so many people off of the “maybe he isn’t that bad” train.
It’s like drunk Stoiber but worse and people still meme on that guy even though he spoke better than Trump.
I’m too good at not being bored and also good at finding something to do on my own. I’m taking the job of lying around under random tree.
Transcribing exactly what someone says does normally make them sound pretty foolish but he does not need help with that
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I always end up with unwanted things in my clothes.
Got sunglasses for the first time in my life. Gonna be annoying missus later tonight like that
I’m still habitually raising my fingers to adjust my now missing normal glasses.
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Cutting out “uh” and the odd lost train of thought is expected (and they did that) but with him you’re still looking at a mess even when you do that.
Rough translation of the memed Stoiber (CSU politician, former minister-president of Bavaria) speech so people can compare:
“When you, from the main station in Munich, with 10 minutes, without having to check-in at the airport, then you start basically at the airport, at the, at the main station in Munich you start your flight. Ten minutes. Look at the big airports when you in Heathrow in London or somewhere else, Ch-Charl de Gaulle in uh France or in uh in uh in Rome, when you look at the distances, when you look at Frankfurt, then you’ll notice that ten minutes you always need in Frankfurt to find your gate. (but his accent made it sound like “Geld” (money) to people)
When you start from the air- from the main station, you board the main station, you travel with the Transrapid in 10 minutes to the airport Franz Josef Strauß. Then you basically start here at the main station in Munich. That of course means that the main station basically grows closer to Bavaria, to the Bavarian cities because that’s obvious! Because at the main station meet a lot of train lines from across Bavaria.”
Yes, the grammatical stumbling is also present in German.
The “Weil das ja klar ist!”-part (“Because that’s obvious!”) is an old meme at this point but lots of people still get it. Been almost 20 years now.
The Daily Fail is, like any serious media paper should, going on about ‘woke’ sandwhiches today.
I wish I was joking.
Absolute clownshoes society…
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It’s snowing
I’m blaming the UK
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What can be woke about sandwiches?
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