Pet peeves: The return (Part 12)

[Levey-argent-dawn (Levey)]

Newton's Cradle

[Croecell-argent-dawn (Croecell)]

I tamed a Nemesis with my barding skills.

Also swapped to Taurie because the random was called; “#1 Taurie Simp” and have my friend running into a wall giggling at hearing me say; “rrrun my simp” from a very tryhard demogorgen who left end game chat imediately in shame.

[Hethes-argent-dawn]

@Distantpeak-argent-dawn

Tried playing catcher at training today. Forgot to wear a cup. Took two balls square to the genitals.
I’m in pain.

Remember: it ain’t gay if the balls don’t touch.

[Akamito-argent-dawn (Akamito)]

Sounds like they did in this instance.

[Hethes-argent-dawn]

Depends

[Nerathion-argent-dawn (Nerathion)]

@Kaytlinne-argent-dawn

Well, good for you.

x3 shots of 40% vs a Tank who’s at the far end of the room in about 4 seconds is a joke, however. And I KNOW how fast and far Charger can go, I’m a freaking Paladin main!

And how, pray tell, do I life grip them when I’m out of range of that, just as I am with all my heals?!

(I don’t care if this post is somewhat snarky, I dislike ‘git gud’ as a glib putdown thanks very much)

The only tanks that can be at the far end of the room are VDH and Brewmaster Monks, once Paladin charger is over they’re one of the slowest tanks in the game with Prot Warr and Guardian Druid. And again - if they charge away and then immediately flop over, that’s not a you issue, that’s a them issue for dying in that initial pull.

If you notice the tanks charging away you can life grip them back while they’re still in range. But again - if you stay close to the tank during fighting, your feathers are more than enough to catch up with them in time lol. 40% movement boost is fast enough.

So yeah, skill issue. Or at the very least, can’t relate to you at all on my Disc priest.

[Koralash-argent-dawn]

Extremely vivid dream of injuring my leg to the extent that I woke up with phantom pain is probably not the ideal situation two days before a LARP event

):<

[Crystie-argent-dawn]

@Koralash-argent-dawn

woke up with phantom pain

[Akamito-argent-dawn (Akamito)]

i gaslit myself into thinking this music was actually in the game

[Koralash-argent-dawn]

On the bright side, hunter finally got Tiny Pal which means they are basically done with gearing for the season - I can sweat out a few myth upgrades from the vault and there’s one slot I can run THE MOTHERLODE!!! to get a minor upgrade and that’s basically it

[Crystie-argent-dawn]

@Akamito-argent-dawn

i gaslit myself into thinking this music was actually in the game

as monsoon and armstrong intended

[Blythan-argent-dawn (Blythan)]

Tomorrow is holiday
tomorrow is also 28 degrees

[Distantpeak-argent-dawn (Distantpeak)]

But I am gay.

[Koralash-argent-dawn]

And the balls touched. Coincidence? I think not

[Zodeyak-argent-dawn]

the best joke to come out of the entire franchise honestly

[Akamito-argent-dawn (Akamito)]

banger track too which helps

[Elenthas-argent-dawn (Elenthas)]

I hate the mass migration from publicly accessible forums/websites that discord caused.

“I want some advice on this”
“check the discord”
“Anyone got a link to this?”
“check the discord”
how about shut up??

Especially galling when it’s entirely possible discord dies within the next few years and anything ‘stored’ there just gets deleted forever.

[Hethes-argent-dawn]

@Distantpeak-argent-dawn

But I am gay.

Which means one of three things:

1. The rule is simply confirmed
2. You’re double gay
3. Now you’re straight

[Akamito-argent-dawn (Akamito)]

I’m not an expert on the process but I believe option 3 does not work.

[Crystie-argent-dawn]

@Elenthas-argent-dawn

Especially galling when it’s entirely possible discord dies within the next few years and anything ‘stored’ there just gets deleted forever.

F in chat for all the discord relationships that will break down coz kittens and daddies never got in touch outside of it