They also have the best god.
The Jailer has the SIGILS guys! PANIC!
I have to wonder if they really thought people would care about covenants. I mean, the collectors edition came with covenant badges.
Can’t say I agree on this one, I prefer the dumb old stories. The setting is like the old rule of cool stories though. If you think about it for too long it falls apart. Azeroth is a worldbuilder’s nightmare and if you pitched it today they’d probably laugh at you.
people should just buy quiet/silent fireworks tbh
yeah I like the big boom too, it make heart go doki doki, but be nice to animals
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They really thought we would. Remember when they tried doing that ‘covenant pride’ bit? That was some peak quality, refined cringe.
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stairshed’s law: any change to the lore over time will make night elves look retroactively foolish
fun fact: the best translation for the japanese word sugoi is poggers
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I hate it when I freaking freeze to death when I open the window, but melt into a puddle of the Sauce when I close the window.
I’m pretty sure they sent out Covenant stuff to WoW streamers before we even had an idea of what they were. They thought it was going to be big. I have nothing but apathy towards them.
Honestly, my gripe would covenants could be a whole thread. None of these need to be tied to the afterlife at all.
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For those who have not seen or have forgotten it, enjoy.
The man changing on a dime from “performative” to “informative” makes it all the better. “Okay, I’ve done the cringe stuff, lets immediately move on…”
At least these people aren’t blaring the 1812 overture?
And then the covenants farted out new ones just like that with the power of friendship or something. Crisis averted? Now we just have to wait 6 months for lowkey worst person Primus to trace Zovaal’s call.
Fomo trinkets for your shelf.
Yes.
I cringe harder at seeing Bloodborne because it’s still not on PC and I can’t play it on PS4 because the terrible FPS hurts my head.
I want to play it, it’s great.
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no I CAN’T ‘just play dark souls’ I want to SHOOT WEREWOLVES with my GUN
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I have a Playstation 5, and it’s still 30fps.
Haha.
Heh.
Hee-hee.
Hoo-haa.
Teehee.
Hm-hm-hm.
Hihi.
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I’m just one of those people who don’t care about games being 30fps.
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Next update we learn E-1one is a titan AI.
RL Peeve: The absolute madness that is the Belarusian border. Lukachenko importing refugees to march them straight to the borders with Poland, Lithuania and Latvia to use them as non-combatant weapons.
Ah, you’ve got to ramp it up to hit the law
Like, ‘Maiev could apparently have popped off on a trip to friendly and heavily fortified Val’Sharah that’s just down the road instead of sending a runner across a whole sea’ ramped
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I take that back. This is some prime cringe. It has big, crappy infomercial energy. Not to mention the usual COVID nonsense of “times have been tough, buy my stuff ya drongo.”
Is it at least a consistent 30?
Pulling an Erdogan is the new dictator flex.
It was hidden by mists or something.
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