We’re not saying dumbass things. We’re singing about US interventionism in the Middle East.
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I will concede that the MGS franchise does two things really well: Music and trailer material. Watching small snippets from the MGS5 marketing campaign really hypes up promises of a good story and gripping emotions.
Playing the games though, most of the time I’m kind of scratching my head over how Kojima thinks half the story developments are good or why there seems to be a constant inclusion of QTE’s which all result in Snake staring at a woman’s breasts or why he told his concept artists that he wanted a vampire in MGS2.
Yeah but if the bread is moldy and has flour bugs baked in, I’d rather not. Idk, maybe it’s because I played so long ago, that all I can remember is going through boring two-legged mechs and an annoying sewer.
I did like the game as a whole though and, like I said the bosses were awesome. Plus the dlc as a dog was neat. I still can’t decide if Raiden is the cool kind of cringe or the cringe kind of cool.
I liked MGS 1, 3, 5 and Peace Walker. ( I also liked Metal Gear 1 and 2 )
Oh, and Rising + Survive.
judge me as you wish.
it just works
also big props for literally calling him vamp
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A DoS2 Witch actually (IDK what that translates into in DnD)
A bit stealthy with a dagger or 2 and a bit of dark magic.
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While the player gets a great view of Snake’s butt
“No, Vamp isn’t for ‘vampire’. It’s because he’s bisexual.”
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Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
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But did you know he’s Jake the Dog?!
ye that one’s obvious
Kojima was destined to become a great artist or a serial killer with his wonderful mix of accurate political satire, creativity and horniness
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I know.
Thats why I said it.
Also for anyone who’s got no idea about MGS games, just watch this
I just heard the Ardenweald tree-people voice for the first time and jesus christ
I was not prepared for a deep ALL BELONG TO THE CYCLE from an allegedly friendly NPC
Give your soul to the tree!
“It’s not pervy fanservice, she breathes through her skin”
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He could’ve just said ‘i like big tiddies’ and it would’ve been fine, but instead he said
“But once you recognize the secret reason for her exposure, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds.”
what a king honestly
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