Pet peeves: The return (Part 2)

Yeah, the business being to Kill Bill.

Same, but more because I often manage to sell them at 70k+ :smirk:

Got my pearls from a different server.

This is also why I hang around in Limsa, server hopping for shopping is so much easier with a market board right next to the aetheryte.

I honestly should do that more often, considering I am going to be spending a significant amount of time in firmament very soon grinding out the pteranodon mount.

its a goos habit to get into!

If I was anymore savy, iā€™d buy from servers where the items are cheap and flip it on my own server for more gil.

It is and flipping things is a very valid way of money making :eyes:
Especially when people keep tanking food prices all the time

out of context Endwalker

Actual EW Spoilers plus pet peeveThere's plenty of criticism to be made regarding Endwalker, but I can't help but be annoyed by one of the most common complaints I see.

ā€˜is this really the ultimate villain? i canā€™t believe that zodiark gets snubbed and the big bad is just a blue bird girl who is sadā€™

Itā€™s as if their minds completely fog over during Elpis because ā€˜wow emet-selch and hythlodaeus sure are pretty arenā€™t they.ā€™ Almost half of that zone is exposition about how the sad bird girl is actually a vast hive-mind of empathic beings who can convert the emotions they absorb into energy and cannot tell the difference between their own feelings, and those that they absorb from others. Then the entire epilogue of Elpis is about how that hive-mind has inadvertently absorbed and been hijacked by the collective despair of a hundred dead and/or dying worlds, completely overwhelming the base personality of the Meteia.

But I guess itā€™s easier to be absurdly reductive and boil the entire thing down to ā€˜sad bird girlā€™ because itā€™s easier to complain about.

I think itā€™s quite reasonable to complain about. Square Enix have for the overwhelming majority of the FF14 story arc managed to avoid the standard JRPG tropes, despite what and who are making it.
Then they sort of fall over on the last hurdle.

Spoilers

The gag being that JRPGs end up with you fighting against literal cosmic gods. They kind of subvert this massively by having you kerb stomp the literal diarchy of Dark and Light (though the latter seems accidental narratively) only for them to pull something out of the pages of the Danganronpa series as the final boss, without the mind-bending complexity of that series.

It would have been far better if Meteionā€™s role was less as the BIG SPECTACLE BAD at the end and perhaps subverted. Instead of being the final boss, her role may have been to gradually make Hydaelyn/Venat over the 12 thousand years of solitude eventually lose hope, to which we have to regretfully put her out of her misery as the final boss, and in doing so, seeing the strength of mankind the reverse dynamis effect radiates through the world, ceasing the Final Days.

But no, we go to the literal edge of the universe, punch depressed skynet to death then literally punch blond Sasuke to a pulp and leave him to die.
I honestly did not expect Zenos to be a more satisfying narrative end than the freaking Endsinger but I suppose my expectations were subverted there too.
Iā€™m just glad heā€™s proper super serious dead now (honestly guys). He was only around because the standard cardboard shonen anime antagonist that he is was very popular in many crowds in the JP community.

He didnā€™t carry Stormblood, Yotsuyu and to a lesser extent, Fordola did.
He didnā€™t carry Endwalker, that burden lies on master of disguise Fandaniel.
Even if the reductio ad nihilum motivation he had was quintessentially your bog standard stock JRPG villain memery he did at least have some thought provoking points as Hermes.

Though Iā€™m not sure the commentary about environmental preservation being mixed up with answers to the Fermi Paradox all going to ā€œhaha weā€™re all bad people we need to dieā€ is a very good statement to make in 2021.

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reputation stone tower -5

Me: Iā€™m very good at not getting hyped for things, Iā€™m relaxed, Iā€™m cool.
Also Me: New gundam series title confirmed, literally zero other details? Allow me to salivate.

Elden Ring community a few years ago, basically.

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And THAT is why I have alts, so that cat boy is there when I want to go back to him!

Now thatā€™s a valid complaint to make, and thatā€™s perfectly understandable. Itā€™s a different complaint to the one that I was grouching about though. Youā€™re critical of the substance of the story, while some of the other critics disregard the substance in favor of reducing the villainā€™s identity down to something short, catchy and disparaging.

It would be like complaining about the Jailer because ā€˜heā€™s just a bald dude with prominent nipples,ā€™ when the problems with the Jailer are far more significant than that. Itā€™s the shallowest sort of criticism.

I know exactly what you mean but I think that the design complaints for Papa Z are way more relevant. Heā€™s giving speeches on enslaving the universe while the camera focuses on his diamond cutters.

Iā€™m not disagreeing that itā€™s not the strongest of criticisms, but I really need to get it off my chest that his nips are distracting.

Why does he even have them? And why does the camera love to focus on them?

for every post about Tracerā€™s butt the world had to endure, the universe demands a man with scalpel nipples

weā€™re just slow to catch up

Witch from Mercury? That one?

Yeah, so far as I know weā€™ve never had any Mercury-based gundam stuff before so itā€™s making me think probably not UC, which might means new universe. :pray:

I could never get into UC myself, so I look forward to more AU stuff. I just hope it will be more in line with what IBO did instead of 00.

Picked up Sekiro again in anticipation of Elden Ring.

Im kinda glad Elden Ring is going to be easier (afaik). Basic enemies in Sekiro are like miniature Bloodborne bossesā€¦ Honestly no idea how I even managed to take down an actual boss.
Sure wasnt by actually using parries because I probably wouldnt be struggling so much otherwise. Wish it was as doable as in BB.

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