Pet peeves: The return (Part 2)

Silvermoon is very inclusive of gnomes.

Swing by some time. :grin:

The true spirit of America. No really… A thief suffering damages during the theft is more likely to win in the court. At least in some states.

Mankind beats horses in the running race. I’m not talking about speed but distance. I learned this from tierzoo. Horse fast, Mankind last… Mankind harnessed Horses’ fast, mankind wins.

Man will eat horse.
Horse won’t eat man.
Horse loses again.

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they probably would, horses are opportunistic carnivores.

I’m now more invested in the horse uprising.

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Horses are basically several hundred kilograms of pure muscle - they could probably put a hoof through your chest and out the other side - but also if they break a leg they will probably die

they are fascinating and odd and extremely dumb animals

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Definitely a glass cannon build.

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most non-human animals will probably die if they break a limb - because setting a limb properly requires a community and tool-making and time, which most animals do not have - but horses are especially bad for it

Shooting the horse is infringing on god-given constitutional property right, hence objectively evil.

Stonetower’s true knowledgedrop: Horses are inherently selfish and refuse to live in a society.

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horses may form herds, but can they form communist parties?

checkmate athiests

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That is because a horse leg is basically just a massive finger

That’s gross.

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My new glasses (both of them) have an incorrect right lens. The left one is perfect, vision is nice and crisp.

Right one goes blurry earlier than my old ones, which I’ve had to swap back to.
I used to have 20/20 vision as a kid, anyone who claims the potential of cybernetics and replacing crummy, fragile meatsacks isn’t an awesome future, get out :sob: tired of the wonky parts…

Bat wings are made out of vestigial hands, so they technically fly with the power of jazz hands

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Its true though.

Horses are just giant hands…

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we have such sights we could show you

Ok calm down there we didn’t open the box

It is not hands that call us. It’s desire.

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