Pet peeves: The return (Part 2)

oh yeah forgot about that. which means he makes her into a vampire to save her

Also I forget if they put it in the movie but as memory serves Bella’s now-vampire stomach was too strong to be cut open by mortal implements like a scalpel, so in order to do the c-section for the kid, Edward had to bite open her belly with his vampire teeth.

I actually think they did. Also, Renesmee is only half-vampire.

I have to wonder if meyer was traumatised by a difficult pregnancy or something.

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Which is a stroke of genius, because one would expect that you can only ever be full vampire or not at all.

Very clever subversion of expectations.

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I believe the word you’re looking for is enlightened.

Casual reminder that Twilight is also the reason we have 50 Shades

Smh can’t watch it because it’s age restricted

just click watch on youtube!!!

Which is seven years because she grows fast. Why must I remember?!

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I could’ve gone my whole life not knowing Twilight lore and I’d have been happier for it

The time spent reading all that is time I’ll never get back.

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Says the same thing!!!
I hate youtube and their dumb changes and im not giving them my card or personal info to watch it either!!!

the curse of a loremaster

This scene should make up for it.

I am not watching that and instead I’m going to tell you that Lich is short for Lichard

Wrath of the Lichard King

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You gained knowledge but your mind and spirit is forever scarred. It’s all very lovecraftian and I’m not convinced all young adult fiction of that era wasn’t ghostwritten by Nyarlathotep as a prank.

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I miss the time where Vampires were scary monsters instead of the fetishized BDSM and attractive boys band like that they’ve become.

Someone needs to watch What We Do in the Shadows.

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We’re werewolves, not swearwolves.

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