Pet peeves: The return (Part 3)

His (their) diplomacy comments to Miao Ying and Zhao Ming about watching their parents get it on are… Something.

Hey now - there’s a spider girl in there too come on.

Shag/Marry/Kill: British Edition

Margaret Thatcher
Queen Elizabeth II
Katie Hopkins

I’ve seen that cosplay, massive underboob.

Aha that’s crazy (do you have a picture of the cosplay my friend wants to see it)

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may be able to find it, what’s spider lady’s name?

used to get posted on Imgur a lot, which is why I’m aware of it.

I deny all knowledge of it before my peers

((she’s called Rachnera and we are happily married thank u))

If it’s any consolation I’m going to be very sad when I have to put you against the wall Joe

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Its actually really not that hard to find.

I would post it, but it’d probs get me banned.

Forgot just how much underboob the cosplayer has.

EDIT: you can look up the cosplayer yourself, her name is; Marie-Claude Bourbannais

My patriot levels increase drastically whenever I see a British flag.

Normally I hate my country, but it quickly turns into the best country on Earth when faced with someone br*tish.

With that said, I played Wolfenstein The New Order recently. In a horrifying turn of events, the Germans won WW2 and they turned London into a concrete craphole with horrible weather!

Arrive in London. The weather is horrible. Almost get attacked by someone’s untrained German Shepard. Get stabbed several times. A bald guy calls me names. I visit a museum full of stolen things. Is this what it’s like bros?

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I take it I’m not allowed to choose chemical castration?

Even if you do you are still required to fulfil your marital duties and perform in your night of passion.

So many stacked beastgirls. Japan, what are you doing? Stahp.

For snake ladies, breasts are just well covered snack pouches

(You may not have any of her snacks)

Don’t you worry; I’ll know it’s nothing personal <3

So long as I get to see the spider lady cosplay Crocell mentioned before I go, I’ll have died a happy man.

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I found the comic

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Someone DM Kaitylinn their spider lady. They deserve it for being cool.

Wait no hang on don’t shoot me just yet

I thought there’d be at least another year before the revolution hold them horses now -

OK, let’s think:

Elizabeth Windsor - Kill. No nonce enablers in my life please.

Margaret Thatcher - Shag. She’s already dead so killing her is a bit redundant and I could yell about how I’m going to heck her like she hecked the working class.

Katie Hopkins - Marry. Not ideal, but all she does is moan on Twitter (or was she banned already?) so she’s not as actively harmful.

Please note, all monarchists are–by extension–nonce enablers too.