Pet peeves: The return (Part 4)

[Vixí-argent-dawn (Vixí)]

@Kump-argent-dawn

What about me though, I am from Mars!

Native martian or are you like the Wong family?

[Kump-argent-dawn]

@Lintían-argent-dawn

[citation needed]

[Insert Mars-native words here.]

@Thuzar-argent-dawn

So you admit to being an illegal alien?

How dare you call me illegal for merely being from another planet!

@Vixí-argent-dawn

Native martian or are you like the Wong family?

Native, arrived on Earth when someone opened the dark portal with a meteor.

[Thuzar-argent-dawn (Thuzar)]

@Kump-argent-dawn

How dare you call me illegal for merely being from another planet!

I don’t see a visa!

[Lintían-argent-dawn]

@Kump-argent-dawn

[Insert Mars-native words here.]

I mean, I know some Sindarin but that doesn’t mean I’m from Middle-earth!

[Desartin-argent-dawn (Desartin)]

@Lintían-argent-dawn

I mean, I know some Sindarin but that doesn’t mean I’m from Middle-earth!

Narrator voice: She actually was, her Russian identity was but a disguise.

[Distantpeak-argent-dawn (Distantpeak)]

@Jenit-argent-dawn

The problem with Earthican is that I can’t read or hear it without hearing the voice of Futurama Richard Nixon.

Which makes it perfect.

[Desartin-argent-dawn (Desartin)]

Also if we are discussing ways of saying someone from earth, I remember from Megas XLR that the Glorft used to call humans “earthers”. That was the first time I heard it said like that.

[Elenthas-argent-dawn (Elenthas)]

earthian
earthnoid
earthican
earthling
terrans

[Blythan-argent-dawn (Blythan)]

Erdling sounds cute.

[Kump-argent-dawn]

@Thuzar-argent-dawn

I don’t see a visa!

I am my own visa.

@Desartin-argent-dawn

Narrator voice: She actually was, her Russian identity was but a disguise.

True.

@Blythan-argent-dawn

Erdling sounds cute.

So are you an Erdling?

[Desartin-argent-dawn (Desartin)]

YOU ARE PAST REDEMPTION

Somehow I think I prefer this ending.

[Jenit-argent-dawn (Jenit)]

While I was busy trying to make sure making a cistern didn’t flood my fortress three dwarves were killed by an agitated duck. Somehow.

[Telaryn-argent-dawn (Telaryn)]

https://i.gyazo.com/6123bc97a97e1516ec347e64dd78020b.png

What did Blizzard mean by this

[Croecell-argent-dawn (Croecell)]

Lunar new Year skins in DbD and the Vittorio one makes him look like a lunar Festival Santa Claus

[Aerilen-argent-dawn (Aerilen)]

@Jenit-argent-dawn

While I was busy trying to make sure making a cistern didn’t flood my fortress three dwarves were killed by an agitated duck. Somehow.

You love to see it.

Reminds me of a fresh run of Rimworld where my 5 tribals were killed by a squirrel.

Daily dose of fun achieved.

[Nerathion-argent-dawn (Nerathion)]

@Jenit-argent-dawn

While I was busy trying to make sure making a cistern didn’t flood my fortress three dwarves were killed by an agitated duck. Somehow.

well, ask the canadians about how they can die to the geese, or the australians how they can lose a war to emu

dwarves are smaller, thus a duck is more than enough

after all, corkscrew

[Kump-argent-dawn]

I can’t believe they made that ahahahah…

It’s definitely better than the actual one for sure.

[Distantpeak-argent-dawn (Distantpeak)]

@Nerathion-argent-dawn

australians how they can lose a war to emu

We don’t talk about the Great Emu War!

[Levey-argent-dawn (Levey)]

@Lintían-argent-dawn

I regret that there doesn’t seem to be a good English word for “denizen of Earth” that doesn’t sound clumsy or overly formal.

Earthen. Nah. It’ll forever be awkward to use a name associated with dirt. At least one sci-fi has had humanity mocked over it.

[Raynardo-argent-dawn]

The Emus won, straight up. Although I demand a rematch.