Pet peeves: The return (Part 4)

Man I feel awful, I wonder why.

Inside Stairshed???

Time to cross a cucumber with garlic.

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Had a 5 minute discussion about the calorie content of mayo because my colleague is bad at maths and also reading.

Just imagine if I were allowed to work from home full time, then I might miss out on such riveting conversations. Wouldn’t that be terrible.

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I hate insomnia

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wait the pinkertons are some sort of defensive intelligence agency???

i thought they were some guys in pink top hats or something silly like that where they’d hop up to your front door and be like ‘well ahoy there friend-o it seems you’ve gotten the wrong cards!’

No context.

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It’s better without context.

And pants.

A private “detective” agency who are banned by law from ever being employed by the government because they’re that notorious

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Also a subsidary of Securitas here in Sweden, which has its own problems. Mainly that in the last couple of years its been reported many times that many Securitas employees tend to use excessive force no matter the job. Aswell as a general behaviour of racial profiling and prejudice.

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We’re talking “breaking up unions through terrorism campaigns” level of notoriety

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The amount of unholy awful images that flooded my brain reading this…

But no, not inside stairshed no stairs in the shed!!!

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hey, rude, I’m at least a solid 6

That’s fair?? But more the mental image of shoving DP the tauren into your undead body or his massively tall nord.
It was a lot to take in

it sure wa-

[I am dragged into jail kicking and screaming]

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Wait which company are we talking about now? This description applies to…well, a lot of them.

Private security are the sellswords of neofeudalism.

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specifically Pinkertons but they’re not the only ones. Pinkertons are just the most known and prolific in their notoriety to the point the US Government name dropped them specifically in a bill banning them from ever working for the government

so now they’re working for corporations

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That hereafter no employee of the Pinkerton Detective Agency, or similar agency, shall be employed in any Government service or by any officer of the District of Columbia.

the fact that 19th century america was weirded out enough to call your agency out by name

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It’s more to do with the future of cloud gaming and everything it touches, PlayStation uses Azure which is - you guessed it - a Microsoft owned cloud service. Let’s be real, in the future cloud gaming could arguably be something decent as internet infrastructure upgrades.

Xbox - or Microsoft - so to speak, has the much bigger clout in the cloud gaming sector in the UK and it’s a step to prevent a monopoly and use this to abuse smaller competitors e.g Nintendo or Linux.

The CMA is very much hedging its bets on the Cloud being an expanding industry in the future (which it very much is), the US trade authorities are also investigating it along this avenue too. Scraping it from google right now the only countries to okay the deal (as of this moment) are Saudi Arabia, Brazil, Serbia, Chile and Japan.

That and I’m not a fan of conglomerates, Disney owning 1/4 of all Television orientated media needs smashing up. Don’t really fancy Microsoft devouring more IPs and having the biggest stake in Cloud either.

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vibrating with excitement

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me here trying to explain to Sir Moofsalot that he in fact CAN go to the toilet without me

Sir - “there is no brain, just floof”

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