Pet peeves: The return (Part 5)

No Garten of Banban? Worst GOTY lineup I’ve ever seen. But at least Gollum was an excellent game, and I am happily one of the Gollumillion fans who purchased the game and the pack which included six of Gollum’s iconic gestures and sayings.

There are a great many iconic video game quotes, and I’ve no doubts that

“Gollum! Breeding halls. Now.”

Will be among them.

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Good excuse to game. I don’t terribly mind the darkness but my body insists I should be sleeping.

Fill the sink, just let things soak and set yourself a 5min reminder to take stuff out and put other stuff in.
Afk dish washing.

But… Maow 3:

Loud meow-screaming while afk dish washing is fine

You know what’s worse than online Jinx stans? Irl Jinx stans who blame Vi for everything.

I am a nuanced Jinx lover. I can appreciate the things she has done wrong (nothing), I can examine all her flaws (she has none) and have a nuanced and balanced view (I would burn down piltover to see her smile)

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I’m sure you’re her favourite waste of bullets.

I love RDR2 entirely too much and I see no issue with it.

I vote for Victor.

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I will defy the orders and rank them again:

S: Varric(Both games),Solas, Cassandra, Shale, Morrigan, Dorian, Fenris
A: Blackwall, Alistair, Iron Bull, Sera, Sten, Aveline, Isabela,
B: Cole, Wynne, Zevran, Leliana, Barkspawn, Anders(DA2), Carver, Merill
C: Sigrun, Vivienne, Loghain, Anders(Awakening), Bethany
D: Justice, Nathaniel, Oghren(Awakening), Velanna
F: Sebastian, Oghren(Origins)

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Kong: Skull Island better win.

god I can’t wait for him to go full robot

we must adapt, we must improve

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Why did Vi not simply break out of jail if she didn’t want to be there? Is she stupid?

see I’d ban you too for this

these are right though

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She’s an alright character but very middle, hence top C tier is fitting.

Origins version is extremely awful and probably one of the worst dwarf characters period. Not just in Dragon age, but in general. He is every “bad” stereotype of a dwarf and barbarian/berserker rolled into a single character.

Awakening is marginally better.

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I want it to be gayer.
Graves and Twisted Fate would be nice if they expand to Bilgewater.

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I’m so weak for sad little robot men with physical issues
ugh

You joke but one of my cousins… [internal screaming]

Bilgewater would be a great setting, especially if they nail Miss Captain Fortune’s personality of being a ruthless lesbian pirate queen who deliberately exploits her attractiveness sometimes to get men to drop their guard

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Fortune doesn’t favor fools, but they do favor these majestic heels and these…assets?

It would be alot of fun to see her do pirate stuff!

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Pirate: Time for the old ways to come back, Fortune…

MF, twirling her hair: aww, come on now, surely we can come to an understanding?

[Pirate hesitates, MF quick-draws and guns him down]

MF: heheh. gets 'em every time

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I love it, it’s perfect.

If you haven’t played The Ruined King, highly recommend for some premium Captain Fortune content

Also a very good turn-based RPG

https://assets.rpgsite.net/images/images/000/093/095/original/Ruined-King-A-League-of-Legends-Story_Miss-Fortune.jpg

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