corpo V into solo arasaka into mr blue eyes
sending So Mi to the moon
Tbh it’s just a tiny bit colder than usual here. Snow is somewhat unusual but I far prefer it to the decades of 2 degree, rain and 0 sunshine.
Just hoping for December to not end in 10+ degrees again… I’m not big on christmas mood but that one really sucks all the remaining happiness from the holiday season.
the canon ending to cyberpunk 2077 is talking jackie out of doing the heist because it’s a really dumb idea and the big leagues aren’t worth the trouble
In fairness if Saburo hadn’t shown up out of nowhere it would’ve gone fine.
Can’t comment on the aftermath mind you, 'saka ninjas might’ve still tracked you down, stuck some iron in your mouth and pulled the trigger, but the heist itself would’ve been okay!
I still feel like stealing the soulkiller would have ended badly for the gang. Someone is going to hunt them down, possibly even Smasher himself.
Equally, Ev is already trying to play the Voodoo Boys and so they’ll probably end up coming after you as well.
Either way you slice it, that heist is not ending well. It might just end not as badly.
If Arasaka hadn’t ruined our attempt to steal from them then I wouldn’t have spent the better part of [indeterminate time period] smashing up their stuff, shooting all their dudes, and then raiding their tower, including killing Smasher.
So really, who’s the idiot? They should’ve just let me have the chip.
Better yet, they shouldn’t have fired corpo V in the first place…
this is the correct answer
Neither V nor Jackie have the collective brain cell long enough to not brag about raiding Arasaka and they’d get disappeared crossing the street, it’s true
Jackie is truly the Ryuji of the Cyberpunk Thieves of Heart.
Wishing every zerging warlock, hunter and others who don’t tank and pull ahead of the tank a very pleasant please stop or roll a tank class if you want to pull stuff.
I will let you die to the trash you pull.
They’re just getting ready for season of discovery.
I read ‘zergling’ and was briefly imagining a Zerg bioform throwing chaos bolts
They might as well be with how they rush on ahead without much care and only wanting to get it over with quickly
Abathur wiggling his little limbs in restrained, scientific glee as the chaoslings prove a decisive force against the unprepared Protoss whose shield technology is worthless against them.
I am dogsitting until sunday, I dont want this bc it means I have less time to put up my shelves and even more less time to play games in 
Also the constant worry of “oh gods im not allowed dogs in my flat what if someones reporting it and Ibget in trouble!!!”
Like, they wont but still
Two politicians dead and a good singer
This day is strange
Who are we talking about now?
CEO of war crimes in the US and a former UK politician
Singer is Shane MacGowan of the Pogues (Christmas no.1 again here we go)
You win some, you lose some. The lord giveth, the lord taketh away. I for one will celebrate tonight for the sake of millions of preventable dead in the global south. Pouring one out for the boys.
I was led to believe that attractive ladies putting their fingers in my mouth would be better than it turned out to be
(Just been to the dentist)
The context of why the fingers are in the mouth is probably the determining factor on whether or not it is enjoyable.