Pet peeves: The return (Part 5)

thank you stonetower, very cool

Hi, I’m most people

okay but if we chopped down amirdrassil and used that lumber we could make an even bigger capital

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Just plant more trees? Are night elves stupid? ? ?

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please kill more of my people so we can infuse their souls into another world tree. it makes for exceptionally strong and pliable lumber

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE

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My favorite part was reading the bit where they said NE wisps/souls were specifically rich in anima, which cemented the fact that NE’s racial trait was that they died really well.

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Divinity 2: Original Sin flashbacks to turning a dead elf into a ship

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It’s more that a life lived full of experiences enriches anima, night elf souls somehow being more valuable than other long lived creatures.

Which raises the question as to why interdimensional soul hunters aren’t hunting them to extinction for profit.

I picture something like a 1700’s french fur trapper with the face of a six eyed pug waiting in the brush with an alien rifle while a nelf family plays in a glade.

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Please don’t make me think any more of the fridge logic with the trainwreck that is Shadowlands lore.

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Night Elf souls, the whale blubber of the afterlife.

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Unironically, Brokers turning up to raid a night elf settlement would slap and/or rule

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Corporate Brokers turning up with contracts to sign away your anima in exchange for boons while on Azeroth. Everything above board.

Just sign on the dotted line :slight_smile:

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Footage of Mito going to STV on classic-pvp server:

Also Croe, if you read this, goodluck with Leo :frowning:

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god it’s true though

we were barely in the zone for five minutes before it all kicked off

they were everywhere

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Did your battle also end with Hemet Nesingwary dabbing on everyone as everything exploded?

It did not. It ended with me hiding in shadowmeld like a coward until I saw my opportunity to hearth safely back to Astranaar and log off.

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Dishonor to you soldier.

listen here desartin

we were pinned down deep in enemy territory, we had no choice but to evac. there were rogues, mages and hunters all over the place