Ignore these dweebs, power to Pink Lintian
I donât like change.
Man in hell: âIt sucks here.â
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I thought the House of Hope seemed quite cosy meself
Itâs like the best part of Act 3 imo
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Will always CC the devilish bugger and prevent him from taking ANY actions
No big attacks here boyo
Now thatâs a https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WordSaladTitle if Iâve ever seen one.
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It was but now everything is on fire and everyone wants to hurt me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkg_03wzNKQ
It is RAW super robot. Obari is cooking.
to be fair thatâs also the rest of the game.
Me watching that video:
Video: Stylized mecha flying around the planet and punching the camera
Me: Oh, so itâs one of those larger-than-life shows
Video: Sharply cut shifty-eyed guy in uniform
Me: 
Video: Withdrawn girl in uniform
Me: 
Video: Obligatory girl with big bouncy breasts
Me: âŠAaaaand Iâm out
Eye candy for everyone.
The boob bounce is hilarious though, we could at least get some 
bounce to go with it.
Some guy posts a long-winded essay about why he doesnât like Gandalf (on the forum for ASOIAF for some reason).
He claims to be talking about the books, but as one of the examples, he cites the movie version of a plot that made sense in the book.
Specifically...
âBut after that his arrogance came back out when he reached Gondor. He tried to order the Steward of Gondor to light the beacons- he was not requesting the action. And Denethor saw right through it- he refused to do so. One of Denethorâs biggest weaknesses was pride- and Gandalfâs orders pricked it.â
That whole plot element was a movie invention. In the book, the Gondorians lit the beacons of their own accord just as Gandalf and Pippin entered the borders of Gondor, before they even reached Minas Tirith, with a sensible explanation: itâs too late to ask for help when youâre already besieged.
âHow to tell me you havenât read the book youâre criticizing, without telling me you havenât read the book youâre criticizingâ
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I agree, you should turn Lintianâs hairs pink.
Itâs canon now: pink-punk Lintian.
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BG3 has that covered
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One of Gandalfâs âflawsâ as a character is that he doesnât suffer fools even excluding the movie-only beacons bit, but that just makes him more of a multifaceted wizard bro.
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wow thatâs a messed up thing to say loras what did gandalf ever do to you
Gandalf the White? Gandalf the Fool.
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âThese we will take!â said Gandalf suddenly. He cast aside his cloak and a white light shone forth like a sword in that black place. Before his upraised hand the foul Messenger recoiled, and Gandalf coming seized and took from him the tokens: coat, cloak, and sword. âThese we will take in memory of our friend,â he cried. âBut as for your terms, we reject them utterly. Get you gone, for your embassy is over and death is near to you. We did not come here to waste words in treating with Sauron, faithless and accursed; still less with one of his slaves. Begone!â
âThe wise speak only of what they know, GrĂma son of GĂĄlmĂłd. A witless worm have you become. Therefore be silent, and keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a serving-man till the lighting fall. [âŠ] Now, ThĂ©oden son of Thengel, will you hearken me? [âŠ] I bid you come out before your doors and look abroad. Too long have you sat in shadows and trusted to twisted tales and crooked promptings.â
Gandalf donât mess around; heâs the cattiest queen in Middle Earth.
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gandalf is a class traitor, we hate to see it
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Grimaâs a servant of evil so itâs okay to dunk on him
Also Gandalf is literally a maiar, in the cosmic hierarchy there isnât much above him. He was always ruling class
Thereâs a lot to untangle, too much for this forum, but the short version is that itâs not about classes. Sam is a servant too, if you recall.