Pet peeves: The return (Part 6)

Sort of a phineas gage situation except the bullet “fixed” the Courier to be a supergenius.

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Have her walk into Caesar’s tent and shoot a fatman at him in meele range. Walks out unscathed. Like a true queen

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Arthas: “I need to defeat Mal’Ganis, but he’s insanely strong!”
Gameplay tip: “There is a cursed sword nearby to empower yourself with Chaos damage.”
Muradin: “Don’t do it, this goes against everything we fight for!”
Arthas: “I’ve done it! Mal’Ganis is dead!”
Lich King: “Haha, my trap worked! You are now my slave!”

Grom: “I need to defeat Cenarius, but he’s insanely strong!”
Gameplay tip: “There is a cursed fountain nearby to empower yourself with Chaos damage.”
Some orc: “Don’t do it, this goes against everything we fight for!”
Grom: “I’ve done it! Cenarius is dead!”
Mannoroth: “Haha, my trap worked! You are now my slave!”

Illidan: “I need to defeat Tichondrius, but he’s insanely strong!”
Gameplay tip: “There is a cursed skull nearby to empower yourself with Chaos damage.”
Nobody:
Illidan: “I’ve done it! Tichondrius is dead!”
Illidan: “…”
Illidan: “And I’m still myself, and free! But of course that dim-witted brother of mine is never going to see it.”

Sending real mixed messages there, WC3.

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be illidan
burn your golden eyes out
fel power.exe
steal water from the imploding well
make another well inside a tree
tell your brother hes an idiot
lock in and work on your demon hunter grindset in a barrow for 10k years
his girl (your crush) breaks you out
eat the skull of an orc like its candy
clap dreadlord wing cheeks
be told youve gone too far
take that as a challenge
go further and beyond
wake the naga
make them and the belves your homies
clap the cheeks of the roof of the world
get the london experience from some blonde haired twink in a suit of skull armor
lock in harder
make more demon hunters
that weird girl you didnt flirt back with in college bursts into your defiled draenei temple crib and london experiences you again with some murderhobos
continue to perfect the demon sigma grindset
chosen-one.exe
drops the hardest lines in history
refuses to elaborate
leaves to 1v1 satan

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I think I took about fifty psychic damage from this post.

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the plot of illidan but its told by gen alpha

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gen alpha don’t talk in greentext, boomer

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i refuse to take this slander from a sera enjoyer!!!

Sera is a good character, though…

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Stormwind general chat exploding over pronouns.

It’s pretty simple really.

Arthas was a good guy, so he could be corrupted by Frostmourne.
Grom was…on the path to honour and redemption with Thrall’s guidance, so he could be corrupted by Mannoroth.
Illidan was already a loser idiothead bad person, so the Skull couldn’t make him worse than he already was.

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Cool, but needs more “Tell your brother he’s an idiot.”

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not enough skibidi rizzler talk, grandpa

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Okay, I’ve replayed almost the entire Reign of Chaos campaign and only the final mission remains. I never even tried to beat it without cheat codes before, because the thought of surviving for 45 minutes with so much stuff happening all over the map always felt simply overwhelming.

It’s probably not going to be that bad on normal mode, but I’m still anxious. I’m not sure whether to try one of the cheese tactics, or try to beat the mission as intended first and turn to cheese if that doesn’t work.

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One of my favourite tactics on the last one, and just in general when playing nelf is to spam wisps and endless ancient protectors. Fill as much empty space as possible with them.

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It’s what they deserve.

She gets stamped really easy as “the annoying one”.

When if you befriend her (Or especially if you romance her) you learn exactly why she is the way she is, and she has so much more depth to her than she lets on.

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There’s still that strategy I told you a while back!

Not sure if this counts as cheese but, i hope it helps!

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does alert me to guilds to avoid in the future because they have a raging bigot going ballistic in chat.

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