Pet peeves: The return (Part 8)

Depending on which UK region you’re from you can either pronounce the German ü or the German u. I can’t tell you which regions can do what. Just something I noticed.
Either way telling the difference will be difficult. (Even though ü is more like an i)

One-chan

I go into the forest with a strange taxi driver and the taxi driver is never seen again.

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I’d get thrown out the taxi after hour 3 of explaining elf lore

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Truck-kun is out.
Taxi driver-chan is in.

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It’s just part of being an actual elf. No one would dare to harm her.

(Because she will shoot them with a bow even when the bow isn’t even physically on her person)

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the taxi driver looking longingly at the cliff-side as i am 2 hours into my explanation of why final fantasy 9 is the best game ever made. we are listing into the turn. the barrier is non-existant.

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Imgur

My house in Once Human, a green house halfway up a mountain.

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Croe the fae-beast and their cousin Leshen at it again.

Machinist 100 reached. Begin querying what is a kilometre.
Thats one job of each role to max so now I can take levelling at my leisure.

Leo is melting.

Come on, you can’t summon a bow from afar, this isn’t Harry Potter.

I’d just slip into the woodwork and run through the thicket if they tried anything. It’s not even a joke, I’ve done that.

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I believe you can generate a magical bow from your hand like warhammer’s Sisters of Avelorn and I refuse to believe any contrary evidence

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It’s pronounced Dvergr.

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But seriously, nobody has ever tried to harm me over nine years of night forest adventures.

On the contrary, some people ran away from me as soon as I approached, even though all I did was walk in silence.

Maybe it’s the height and they don’t want to take the risk of me being an athlete. (I’m not, and I don’t know a thing about self-defense.) People keep asking me if I play basketball.

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In the right/wrong lighting at a certain time of day that’s nigh objectively terrifying.

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If I saw a tall ethereal figure wandering the woods at night silently I’m afraid I would be in full retreat as well.

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you’d also be afraid of a woman in the woods, don’t lie to us

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anything that moves in the woods sets off my flight or flight response

yes that is intentional

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fixed for you

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