Post toaster above you

Demon Hunter inspired toaster:

It burns up your toast into crumbs so that you can’t eat it. You have, after all, sacrificed everything and that includes toast!

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Och, since trolls cannae be makin’ a decent brew, I’d suggest some nice whisky flavoured toast with a barrel printed on it.

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damn, not a single night elf in this entire thread, i hope someone else gets the amazing oportunity but im too impatient to wait any longer. :joy:

i d give Vallgrim a nice vulcanic toaster.

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I don’t imagine that void elves eat toast - how else would you keep your figures if not by consuming only whisps of void every 3 weeks?

To combat this anorexia, I will give you a toaster with 4 slots to encourage you to eat big portions!

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nice thanks! now my awesome cheesy toasts with onions production can commence. :sparkling_heart:

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25 replies and not a single sandwich-toaster. Am I the only one who loves these?

I think void elves would prefer these superior toasters, as well

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That toaster image is Mario.

now it only needs more slots and we have a deal!

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I just need AI toaster with nanotech that will make everything for me without moving a finger~ you can call it Mage Toaster!

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here I give you the opportunity

I would give Jesi a toaster, which burns clouds into the toast, because undead and plague go well together don’t they?

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I would give Nadorin basically any toaster. Someone who has sacrificed everything can’t be picky.

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I’ll give you a ‘Brave Toaster’ (if that makes any sense) for having the audacity of reviving this thread from the dead.

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[toastgif.gif]

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You’re definitely getting toasts with your weekend threads on them.

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Teldrassil Toasties when?

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I can’t believe this thread nearly died.
Pscyon is a true hero. If it wasn’t for him this thread would be toast.

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How best to celebrate this thread coming back from the dead than with some toast?

Howdy doodly do!

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Surely Bauldheed would appreciate a toaster like the one in the above video, albeit one that burns the Red Dwarf logo onto the toast. Or possibly an image of the Cat.

I gots toaster goods price!

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