Have you ever seen one of those cool toasters that slightly burns part of the toast so it leaves a particular image on it? Something like
Imagine having a nice Warcraft themed toaster. If you could give the previous poster a custom toaster, what would it be? Personally I think everyone should have a toaster that prints the Horde logo. Imagine enjoying your breakfast eating some warm golden Horde bias bread with melted butter, getting ready for some fun Horde biased gaming.
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I’d give you one that one with a certain heritage armor in it, i’ll even get you some salted butted for it aswell.
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I’d give the previous poster - and everyone else in this thread - the best kind of toaster: one that burns a cog in your bread, so hard, that you can cut it out and use it to mechanize yourself.
Of course, that’s optional, and this is available in the highest setting, which you have to unlock after gaining reputation with the AI in the toaster. You need to tell it funny mechanics-related jokes, and after 42 good ones, you unlock the max level. The basic functionality - of burning an edible cog - is available from the start.
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I would give Tinkspring a good old fashioned cooking fire and toasting fork to remind them that not everything needs to be mechanised!
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Da trolls should always be rememberin’ dem Echo Isles. I be givin’ Ceranity da Darkspear toasta.
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I would give ceranity a selection of shoe patterns burnt onto toast.
Trolls deserve shoes too!!!
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I would give everyone a random chance of getting a corrupted piece of toast, with some purple/black mold on it, with a picture of N’zoth.
Would represent the current gearing situation pretty well I think.
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This thread is amazin on so many levels !
Crunchy at first ,but soft inside .
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As important as it is for the Blood Elves to remember the Sunwell, surely the Tauren like to reminisce about their home of Thunder Bluff. A toaster producing some nice totem toast™ should accomplish this nicely.
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Well, you are a Blood Elf, so I would propably give you a toaster that prints the Sin’Dorei Crest on your bread. Just add some butter on it and a sprinkle of crystalized mana residue (or maybe arcane dust?). And there you have it - the perfect breakfast for any elf!
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I would give you a toaster that toasts a line in the center of the toast, from bottom to top… like Dead scar! And it burns it through the toast. Then instead of one toast, you get two toasts and you can make yourself a sandwich 
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Dualit do a nice range of toasters in a variety of colours. They don’t do fancy toast patterns, but they are transmog friendly.
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The question of the toaster is secondary to the burning question that has plagued mankind for centuries.
Butter. Completely covering the toast or half an inch to edge of crust…
I see you prefer ythe toaster of royalty, purple.
I had you more as a Burberry toaster…
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Why would anyone not butter the whole toast?! I don’t understand this madness! But then I’m a weirdo who can’t let anyone else butter her toast because they do it wrong and don’t get a completely covered, even spread… I’ll show myself out…
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Ey mon’ maybe you wanna’ do one moa leval.
69 is a blessed numba
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Only Mooman can butter your toast xD
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Half a centimetre around the edge measured exactly with a toast ruler! Isn’t that how everyone does it???
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Troll inspired toaster
Spikes everywhere, horde logo in the middle, tiky masks on the back and a few skulls at the bottom around the toaster.
It would have different shapes like a toad, spider, skull, horde logo and of course Jani da mighty trash loa
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