Post your ideas for better joke emotes

A few of the /silly joke emotes are actually quite good, but many I find rather unimaginative.
(I can’t speak about the /flirt ones because they don’t interest me much, but many seem cheesy/corny and thus quite alright in my book.)

Share your ideas about really good race-specific jokes the player character could be telling that would make you laugh.

I got one that is also nicely flying under the radar for people who are NOT getting it, so to speak. Do not explain jokes! :wink:
It is for vulpera…

There is no envy from female vulpera. We/they can pitch a tent, too.

For kul tirans, since they are the only “Sea” race i know:
There’s an otter that travels the world. i met her once and asked her: “Why do you travel so much”, then she responded: “I Want to Sea Otter people!”
Darkspear troll:
Stay back mon’! dere be enemyes! Lemme AXE dem a question!

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That sounds so close to the ah… opinion-dividing lines I remember. :sweat_smile: Especially the kul tiran one is following the style of several of their lines. (Like the one about 3.14% of all sailors being pi-rats. … Taking your boat to the dock when it’s under the weather is a bit better already, but not much, hah.)
We gotta go beyond dad-joke level phonetic puns.

:rofl: :100: :trophy:

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Tauren - You ever seen a Tauren rogue trainer? No? Exactly! They’re just too good!!

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Here’s another vulpera one:

What gives me as a vulpera confidence is that I am bigger standing than you are sitting!

You are just Darkspear-trolling now.
Who’s your daddy joke, mon?

And here is the secret to us tauren rogues being so good: We are huge and thus easy to see. But we like to live dangerously, and that makes us insecure, and that makes us overcompensate in our efforts.
(We also hire goblins as PR agents. They overcompensate, too.)

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Two Tauren are standing on a boat and fishing.
After a moment of silence, one of them says “Mooooo”.

The other looks at him intently and says, “That’s what I was going to say.”


You know how Tauren tries to outsmart a gnome in PvP?
He paints his strengths red.

Do you know how Tauren died?
The gnome went apple picking.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

Another one came to mind, for blood elf males:

I am so fancy, it hurts! … So, forgive me for the pain you have to endure, but it’s not me, it’s you.

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