Make way for Poster Twilly
Say hey, it’s Poster Twilly!
Hey! Clear the way in the Silvermoon Bazaar
Hey you, let us through
It’s a brand new star
Oh, come
Be the first on your block to meet his eye
Make way, here he comes
Ring bells, bang the drums
You’re gonna love this guy
Poster Twilly, fabulous he, Twilly Ababwa
Show some respect, boy, genuflect
Down on one knee
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your Friday Forum
Then come and meet his spectacular coterie
Poster Twilly, mighty is he, Twilly Ababwa
Strong as ten regular Worgen, definitely
He’s faced the Flagging hordes
A hundred bad guys with flag buttons
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Poster Twilly
Fellas, he’s got
(Got 75 golden Threads)
Uh-huh, now the ladies, what he got?
(Purple likes, he’s got 53)
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
When it comes to exotic-type forum posts
Everybody help me out
He’s got a zoo?
I’m telling you, it’s a world-class menagerie
Prince Twilly, handsome is he, Twilly Ababwa
That physique! How can I speak?
Weak at my knees! You yummy boy
So get on out in that square
Adjust your likes and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Poster Twilly, oops
He’s got 95 white Azerothian Bloodelves
(He’s got the Elves, a bunch of Elves)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He’s generous, so generous)
He’s got ten thousand Threads and vacations
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim, love playing with him
They’re just lousy with loyalty to Twilly
Poster Twilly
Poster Twilly
We’re waiting for you!
We’re not going until you go
You can do it
(Gets gametime)
There it is
Poster Twilly, amorous he, Twilly Ababwa
Heard your Blues was hot! Where is she?
And that, good people, is why
He got all cute and dropped by
With 60 mounts, pets galore (for real?)
With his bears and lions, a brass band and more (what?)
With his 40 fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key
Make way for Poster Twillyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
