How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb? …
A: 100.
1 to hold the bulb, and 99 to drink until the room spins.
At Project Nemesis Terokkar EU were working through BoD in preparation for CoS, yes for non lore buffs it may sound like the sort of Saturday Morning after the night before on curry and beer raid title but we think that a guild that wipes together, stays together at Project Nemesis We take our bio breaks seriously!
What can I say about us that isn’t like the conventional norm raiding and social plus Myth + add that isnt blah blah blah?
Well how about…Once upon a time in a land far far away…(Cue images of fluffy bunny flowers fields and pretty castles)
Or!
Our guild members all have attractive and funny friends and/or spouses. We are either rocket scientists, brain surgeons, army generals, or wealthy stock brokers.
Did I mention we all bench 650 and run a 2-minute mile? We prides ourself on taking low level and undergeared toons in to inappropriately dangerous places, im not talking Goldshire!
Conformity and stereotype norm is overrated but the player behind the Avatar is never not we love each and every wacky one of you on the side of light and the dark (murlocs included subject to terms and conditions).
Don’t be scared, that nagging voice in the back of your head screaming for you to run, ignore it but it could be why I think were recommended by 4 out of 5 Spirit Healers. You have 3 hopes, Bob Hope, No Hope, envelope, antelopes are free subject to availability.
Raid Days are:
Mondays & Wednesdays 2100 ST – 2300 ST
Alt Run Days Monday 2100 ST
Tuesdays & Thursdays are M+ Days
The new and now popular day last is…Sunday which is therapy and Ironforge Hot tub sessions.
Yes what other Guild has their very own Guild hall, we aptly named it Ironforge
Consider us Group Therapy “Alliance Style”
It may have been that Gnomer gave us night terrors, our bones line the walls of Scarlet Monestary, Onyxia has scorched us more times than we can count, and ICC was….
Discord Deathmatches are Mandatory 
The Rock is quoted as saying Project Nemesis puts hair on your chest, will build character they can turn you from zero to hero.
They take you as putty and mould pure steel and will help you build perfect abs using their gnome patent 10000000000000g non refundable system - the guild that changed his life, and it can change yours!
So are you * friendly? * slightly crazy, but in a good way? * an altaholic? * looking for a WoW experience beyond the grind? * prone to falling off cliffs? * mature, and * dead sexy? Join to find your perfect fit!
www.projectnemesis.club