maybe the scarlets were onto something
maybe we judged them too harshly
Pear beats hourglass again, it seems.
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i may be biased as pear rhymes with bear
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I wheezed harder than I should have 
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https://twitter.com/Queen_Ishura/status/1628222878461333504?t=adjWiR8mr_EPoVNLyl2kGQ&s=19
New books have surfaced in a naga related cave once more harping on about the prophecies of a nightmare tree tumor and seemingly teasing at the return of azshara (possibly Xalath depending on how you read it) and what one can assume are their big plans for iridikron and murozond
The Olds Gods are master strategists. Their secret genius brain plan, the key to their victory, is to get owned repeatedly+epicly over and over again.
All according to keikaku, they say, as we slam their face into the dirt again.
You’d think if they could plan this far in advance they could’ve just won sooner.
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“lol” said nzoth as he watched his non existant rear-end get clapped in 15 million possible futures. “lmao”
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Can we go ONE expansion without absolute dog tier old god or void 
?
Honestly, who buys into this vague referencing any more?
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an alarming number of people if some discord servers and twitter are anything to go by
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Xal’atath whispers: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Every WoW youtuber/twitterhead: [screaming with excitement, flailing with ecstasy, breathlessly speculating]
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Which is all according to the Jailer’s grand plan, which has also has been in the making since forever!
Or was the jailer now planned by the Old Gods? 
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the most lore-accurate thing old gods have done is creating wow youtubers who overanalyze the most basic cryptic sentences for 50 minutes as if they were their own fanatical zealots
let me out of this torture
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Trust the plan. Two expansions and Azeroth will turn into a Dark Titan. All Black Empire goals will be achieved.
To be fair Blizzard has been doing these kind of hints and easter eggs since vanilla, the 60 minute Sword of Zanzibar clickbait videos are more a rancid YouTube/content creator thing
I wish for the day to come when this pain ends.
Why do people actually support Void and Old God lore, how is any of this enjoyable? How can you be getting told by a 4 page book what you’re meant to think and then go “hrm, yes, good story”.
One expansion without the Void hijacking it, I beg you.
Edit: Maybe we should just call Aman’Thul to come back and rip them out totally and tell him we’ll deal with the repercussions since we know that the land does heal eventually.
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im going to say it.
enough with the void patches in expansions.
return to troll patches.
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We’ve kind of run out of bashable troll tribes since BFA, unless we get underground dragon trolls in 10.1.
If we can invent an entire new race of time-twisted centaur with wholly new origins in contravention of previous lore, I’m sure we can make up a new troll tribe or two…
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