PTR Spoiler/Discussion Thread (Part 3)

Argent Dawn
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This isn’t canon, of course, but Lintian certainly has been. She’s been sitting in Bel’ameth awaiting instructions from Kirin Tor leadership. What is it going to be? Dalaran 3.0? A smaller outpost to serve as a central hub? A teleportation network between the remaining outposts and libraries? Anything, anything, as long as it’s a goal that can unite the organization in purpose.

Instead, she’s going to be disappointed.

“Really? That’s it? No rallying cry, no new big project, no attempt to regain what we lost or to build something new? We’re supposed to just accept this and go back to our corners to sulk?”

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It’s okay, Acheleus will write her a letter that’s going to go something like:

“Hello youngling,
We’re still here and still doing Stuff™, please send back the donations I made to the Bel’ameth arcane school last year, we’re out of mana gems.
Love,
Grandpa (insert whiskey stain)”

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2811

Lintian getting the one-two punch of Teldrassil and Dalaran back to back.

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2812

All the Kaldorei mages continuously rocking back and forth for the last decade

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2813

it must be an interesting time for independent mages to say the least.

valese crawling out of a dwarf shaped hole in the azure span, hissing at sunlight, the look of a ragged worn out cat unsure of what year it is or why god chose to spite her by continuing her waking existence wondering why the kirin tor nerds are upset

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will we be demanding reparations from the new nerubian government for their involvement in the destruction of dalaran?

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2815

Can absorb them all into the Blue Dragonflight.
Purple is so played out.

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2816

so true bestie.

cool mages wear blue not purple

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I would rather, and I cannot stress this enough, force the entire guild to sign contracts with Gallywix and condemn them to the fate of non-elite mobs in next patch’s raid

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2818

all kirin tor mages are now hedge mages and should be setting up their own individual towers

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2819

wouldnt a labyrinth be more appropriate than a tower there though hmmmmm

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You jest but we’re currently setting up a series of events to get our own pocket dimension guild hall.

Who needs cities (can get nuked) and physical towers (can get burglarised) when you can just do a Kel’thuzad (not the rats thing)

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you kirin tor kaldorei seem cool. almost tempted to make one, but i do not need another alt

i do not

stop that

i said i don’t need another alt

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2822

you know that create character buttons calling to you like the green goblin mask rn

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2823

At this point we should probably get a demon hunter to just sweep every major character. Just in case.

Time for the Moonguard to rise again!

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2824

We’ll enjoy looting grey items that are your wills as we AoE you down.

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(inhales an industrial dose of hopium)

If the Eastern Kingdoms revamp in Midnight touches more than just Quel’Thalas, then we might learn what happened to the crater. I’m not holding my breath, though.

I’m not sure Blizzard even remembers that plot thread with rebuilding the crater. As always, they treat all prior lore as irrelevant compared to current expansion lore, and the intent is that we’re not getting a new Dalaran, be it in the crater or elsewhere.

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And stick a bronze-attuned dracthyr to them as well, to rewind incoming trauma without the need to resort to hearthbubbles and other iffy practices.

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You can use an actual dragon for it, since they’re apparently allowed to change things if that’s how they feel now…
Wait, can they just restore Smellaran?

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Unable to drop a single decent quality item because we are :sparkles: broke :sparkles: , enjoy the grey loot that sells for 2 copper and takes all your bags (exclusively torn pieces of the Telemancy Rules & Regulations stained with tears, nerubian fluids and pandaren vodka)

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