Random thoughts of a random gnome

I feel sorry for beating up Deserter Agitators in Theramore, after all they are right.

Also Defias are right.

The Kor’kron warriors in Northern Barrens have not received the memo of Hellscream’s demise.

Chromie is beyond annoying.

Vice Admiral Keller has been firing warning shots for 14 years. Perhaps court martial would be the right place fo him.

Many NPC’s seem to be holding a grudge against their fellow NPC’s as they refuse to speak to each others and the hero has to run between them repeatedly.

Flight taxis really could benefit from a navigator.

Nobody really cares anymore whether Metzen the Reindeer is freed or not.

Our guild had three active members. Two of them left. When it was announced - erraneously - that pathfinder would no longer be required to fly in Kul Tiras they said they will come back and continue where they left off. Pathfinder is still required, they did not return, instead they changed to another game.

Yes, I know I dinged 10. Yes, I know I can learn to ride now. Yes, I know I can now choose specialization and talents. And that there are some bg’s available. There is really no reason to flash them all in the middle of my screen blocking my view when I’m trying not to die with a squishy mage in Ban’ethil Hollow.

There’s also no reason to show my 38th character where I can find my heirlooms, appearances etc.

There’s no reason to show her how mission table works either. A much more useful tutorial would be “how to get enough gold to build a garrison in Draenor now that all rewards have nerfed to oblivion”. Yeh, I know - I’m supposed to buy gold by buying Wow token but frankly I can’t afford that.

Chen Stormstout should have died of liver failure years ago.

If and when I have to hit a named mob 30 times due to its huge health pool while the said mob can’t beat me anyway, it’s not “challenging”. It’s boring.

Wolves can’t bark.

Whale Sharks are not carnivorous, they eat plankton

Viscidus is also annoying; I can’t solo it without ice damage and also can’t find someone else to help me. Considering how old content this is, I am not very impressed by this mechanic.

When I first came to Stormwind with my Mage, I didn’t see portal trainer in mage tower like I expected. So I asked on general channel. Nobody replied. Nobody ever does. In fact new players who don’t know everything already or know how to use Wowhead, are pretty much lost. No “social contract” will change that.

Getting your 10th mount, pet of toy feels nice. Getting your 129th mount, pet of toy feels nothing. Sometimes too much is indeed “too much” and not “enough”.

I don’t always get feared but when I do I always remember to close my bags first.

That’s about it. I have a flu - then again I also have a nice Yule with my significant other. So I think I’m on the winning side. I hope you are too.

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True :joy:

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i would give10 secs of your time to the horde ambassadors still roaming in silvermoon.
Take care with the flu.

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This is the best thing iv read on WoW forums all year.

And it came from a Gnome.

Im flabbergasted and amazed.

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Random Thoughts of a Random Gnome by Daratris should be a book in my book.

Proudmoore was right as well. Despite countless people saying he was out if his mind.

he was just a little… lunatic…

How? He was right.

Nominating this for best recent topic

You have my seal of approval

Clearly you are taking something you shouldn’t be. Gnomes are the foundation of WOW, without us there is no WOW.

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We need a crusade against gnomes !

Preach it, sister!

Elune adore, sister !

Nice post!

Enchant Weapon - Elemental Force
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Crate of Kidnapped Puppies

used to do the job easily.Has that changed?

It has changed, puppies were nerfed in 10.0 so that their bite misses all the time. For a paladin this means Viscidus is no longer soloable.

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I’m sorry to hear that. I have asked in the Pet Discord if anyone has heard of alternative solutions (apparently Barov Lumberjack has also been nerfed).

However, I would hope that Enchant Weapon - Elemental Force on a lower-level weapon should take care of the icing part for you. Ifnot, let me know and I’ll provide the ice. :slight_smile:

i simple use the sword from mop what turns my enemy to jade for 4 seconds :stuck_out_tongue:
then haveing thunderfurry in other hand :stuck_out_tongue:
so ur super lucky u can turn 5 enemy players to jade :smiley: