Hey, why not make a thread like this by myself
because its as distasteful as your fashion sense.
the pimp outfit helps you compensate for little orc syndrome.
Your transmog is as plain and boring as your face.
Put on some clothes, you filthy pirate hooker.
Nice metal toes, moose.
As dull as a Duskwood Death Knight.
Your pants fit worse than the Banshee Queen on the throne of Orgrimmar.
Cackles
“Hey, Greatfather Winter called, he wants his tree back ya lug!”
Your tankard is so oversized, how do you even carry it around?
I can’t roast that, it look so nice
I mean… YOUR FACE GOD DAMMIT! (erm I tried. Sorry I’m too nice ._.)
You just look like a chav with a weapon of a literal titan.
It’s a good thing that hat keeps you from looking into a mirror.
Really hun? A decorational dog’s head on your staff as a worgen? A crime, I say, a crime against style.
Gone off beef lookin a$s.
You look so bad that blizzard wouldn’t dare to even use you as a disppossable Npc
Your mog is so bad, during the fashion event instead of mogging free of charge, the vendor pays you to change it.
The Legion called, said you’re tacky, they hate you, and they want their generic appearance back.
You’re wearing a dress, sir. Not a classy one either!
That Sckurvy did swagger and brandish his blades while his rotting remains tainted the garments he made!
Your mog is disgustingly handsome… grumbles in jealousy