Saurfang is dead

And that is good. The less weaklings and traitors the better. Now all we need to do is getting rid of Thrall and Baine too. Do it blizzard. Free us from the shackles of peace mongering. Let is be on war with the alliance again.

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he’ll return to cleave you and the rest of the traitors :stuck_out_tongue:

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xD

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My only regret is that we did not finish the job with the night elves after Teldrassil burned

I’ll be damned, your resilient, I can tell you that!

But nah, Blizzard controls the story, what happens next is up to them, not us, unless ofcourse they do one of those experimental “Choose and this will affect something later!” choices, but even those won’t change much, maybe a dialogue or two or give you a fancy toy or a special quest.

Titans… I wish that brown cloak and hood was for both Alliance and Horde, but ah well, win some, lose some.

I will not stop until all the weak leaders are dead and we’re at war with the alliance again.

As a belf player, i want to reassure horde community he is a one of the kind and we are not all like that.

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You just had an Xpac, largely based on exactly that…peeps complained, a lot.

What you really mean is: why isn’t WoW a MOBA, with an Edgelord approved storyline, that hasn’t changed much in decades… in which case you probably want something more WH40K, just saying.

Either that, or you could just play Warcraft Orcs v Humans, forever.

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Saurfang will be back, we will rescue his soul from the maw then zappyboi will do some special magic that no ones ever heard of before and Saurfang will be the warchief in the next expansion!

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outside of the old “bad” horde and 2 rather badly received expansions, when were the horde and alliance at war for “real”?
warcraft 3? nope, even thrall’s proto-horde was allied with nelfs and jaina.
wow vanilla, nope, some skirmishes, but basically at peace.
TBC, working together
wrath, working together, outside of the forsaken, which really should have been exterminated there and then.
Cataclysm centers around the fight against deathwing and more mass murder by the forsaken…
MoP has minor faction wars, but mostly handwaved away by “sha influence”
WoD, more working together against timetraveling evil
Legion, working together again
BFA, sudden fighting against eachother for no other reason than “sylvanas is edgy”

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I think the forsaken are just too damn cute, we are like the rascals of azeroth. Loveable and cute, unlike gnomes who are the real villains.

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So…three times already, then.

Real War: you kill absolutely everyone on the opposing faction and then blow up the planet…so, that’s the game finished then… now what you gonna play?

are murder hobos.

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Thank you for the compliment my little desert nomad, if you werent so darn fuzzy one might have mistaken you for a sinister gnome. I do indeed practice the fine arts of hoboism and murdering, also the murder of hobos.

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YO KWEEN is so incompetent,
even with the power of the maw she just keeps failing.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, get ready, if the ever so gracious OP does not reply, it’s because they’re already preparing their 3 or 4 other threads on the side on how World of Warcraft is only about War, that Alliance and Horde should just fight and that the Horde should always win because… Reasons and that Azeroth needs to be rulled by a Giga-Garrosh that will murder non-horde members (Such as Sin’dorei, regardless of how many there are… Coughs) and “puny” Alliance and free the world of “peace” because “Peace” is bad and “War” is good and that the world should only be for those who Kill the weak.

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Presumably the OP rolled Maldraxxus…and will never leave.

No no, you see, unlike the OP, Maldraxxus has some form of Honor…

What the OP wants is this Azeroth, where either a new born baby kills a deer while wielding a 2h flaming sword covered in poisonous spikes or is thrown off because it’s too “weak” and “peaceful” to be a true warrior.

I doubt OP would join them, because they have Peace amongst themselves or either amongst OTHER Covenants (I mean, if Venthyr and Kyrian can have a moment of peace and companionship amongst them, so can Maldraxxus)

This would simply annoy the OP, who probably hasn’t left the opening arena scenario in the Maldraxxus storyline, since the Xpac launched…and is deliberately refusing to hand in the first quest, to end the Grand Melee combat.
:grin:

Oooooh, I just got one more for you:

YO KWEEN went to the Shadowlands just to get some space,
she already told you that you are nothing, but you just won’t stop stalking her.

Video proof :rofl::

Edit: Start and End of the Video.

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