Imagine getting rank 14 from camping a flightpath… what an impressive achievement…
I once saw a seagull swallow an icecream that someone dropped. He ate the whole thing in one gulp.
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Do you remember those seagull in Eye of Azshara? Every time I queued for LFD during Legion the respective tank always forgot to kill them. Consequence: got cc’ed and started crying.
I do remember, it was horrible.
PS: I don’t know if I’m on topic or not.
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Seagulls were the real boss during attacking Serpentrix 
Now get your revenge in Tol Dagor! 
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Seagulls in Drustvar are creepy. They always watch me with those little, evil eyes, as if they want to devour my flesh. I swear, sometimes their heads turn 180 degrees just to follow my movement…
This entire specie must be purged.
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I saw huge seagulls just swoop and take your simit ( something like a Turkish bagel ) from your hand when your enjoying your ferry ride in Istanbul.
They are the equivalent of hormone filled teenage bullies with a jetpack. Think “ flying muntz “
Seagulls also main Overwatch as a ‘pro streamer’
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Seagulls in Glasgow will take your wallet at knifepoint
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I know someone who once punched a seagull in the face. By kind of accident, they were scared by one as a child, that nicked their chips then chased them around. Been terrified ever since. So there she is, walking down the seafront a grown woman this time, chips in hand, and a Seagull gets right up in her face, so she waves at it, to try and ward it off, but this thing is having none of it. So she makes a fist and jabs at it, out of fear, but Johnny Seagull is still going for those chips, and flies right into her lashing fist. Looked stunned on the floor, then quickly flew off, probably hoping that none of the other Seagulls had seen what happened, that would totally damage his street cred…
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There is no limit to their evil ways…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-49070562
Rest in peace little Gizmo.
No joke, we have a cow named seagull. Mother, Grandmother Grandgrandmother… all start with a Sea. So we named one seagull because we are really out of Ideas.
We have seagulls in our backyard sometimes, even though we don’t live anywhere near the sea.
One time one of them were yellow. I don’t know why it was yellow, it just was, it was like it was covered in cheeto dust. That seagull died, too
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I was once feeding the seagulls in a park tossing bits of bread as they would catch it in mid air, I found it pretty amusing and fun to do and it was fun till the geese came… and they wanted bread too I gave them the rest I had but it wasn’t enough and they got mad and began to mob me…
seagulls can be annoying… but geese? they are the mafia just don’t mess with them
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I thought it was globally decided in UN laws that geese are the loud, abrasive and awful awful awful antichrist of birds, by those words exactly
Yeah, they’re like needlessly aggressive, the difference is, a Swan -could- break your arm, but a Goose -wants- to break your arm. And nick your watch, and your wallet, and your trainers. You can usually see them by the Canal, drinking Buckfast (Otherwise known as a bottle of ‘What the heck yeh lookin’ at?), smoking B&H, and comparing switchblades. Occasionally they’ll push a passing toddler into the Canal cackling “See, they don’t -All- float”
Baaad news…
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Got those kind of seagulls too and lives pretty far from the pacific ocean and quite far up north pretty weird… they also seem to be best friends with the crows here chilln and eatin scraps in the parking lots where there would be like 20 black crows and like 1 white seagull
Cheeto dust seagull final meal is what every seagull wishes its final meal was 
Rofl this thread 
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