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She sells seashells on a seashore
But the Value of these shells will fall,
Due to Blizzard’s Server merged Auction House
The prices are more lower then a orc’s old blouse.
Step 1: You must create a sense of uses
Shells will sell better if people think they’re important, you see,
Take the shells, store them in the bank and wait till they’re cryptic
Turn the shells from a useless common to an high level epic.
Step 2: You gotta make the champions of Azeroth want them
Really want’em, really REALLY want’em, it’s a game changer,
Levelling up, new gear, needed to be strong and honoured
If you haven’t got a shell, then you are not prepared!
Three: Release Expansion, make the patch broken
Cause imbalance, make a Battleground uneven,
You need the shells, or you’ll be a under leveled slob
Swallow your humanity and get a goblin to do your job!
Four: Explosions, explosions, EXPLOSIONS!
The goblins blew up the shore, there’s blood over the horizon!
Five: Blame the Gnomes, it was all them
She sells seashells, start Warmode on them!
Six: Blood and violence, death and gore
It was their fault, Bring the Alliance to war,
Seven: Charge into battle, Lok’tar and go fight
Become the General and battle for your right!!
Eight: Greed and power, you crave, more power
Don’t let your peers stop you, you will not cower!
Nine: Become Warchief, you want the battle to finally end
Pull off a Cata and Mana bomb on Stormwind!!!
Ten: Azeroth is yours…
Step out of the hold for a round of applause,
You’re an Arthus, A Garrosh, An Old God, a Banshee
And you sell seashells on the seashore…
