Second Breakfast!? How dare you!

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“Joke Post. Partially” - :slight_smile:

So here I am… patrolling the streets. Enjoying the evening music and all is well.
I walk near the pier and I then see the butcher Charisse Payton. And next to her… is a little pig. A little, cute pig. With hopes, dreams, enjoying the fresh sea air … called

SECOND BREAKFAST?!?!

This… immediately triggered me to extends of which I have never even imagined were possible. My eyes… began bleeding. My ears… were ventilating smoke.
How on earth… could this be allowed. What is wrong with this world!

To create such a cute little thing. Walking around… then sickeningly branding it with a name mocking its final fate in this deranged world!

Developers… you… you monsters! Have you no hearts!

I will have you know… that I’ve found my purpose in this expansion. Little that there is to do… this cause. This… ACTIVISM!.. justifies my 30 days worth of subscription.

Lil SB here… my new homie… is gonna be guarded day in and day out!
He’s gonna live a happy life. A long life. A life that we all desire to live. With lots of mud, and hugs. Cuddles and good food. And patting… lots of patting.

Because lil SB has feelings too. Lil SB deserves to exist just like us.
And when you developers realize the wrongfulness of your actions… I fully expect you to give lil SB a meaningful role in this world. As well as his brothers and sisters.

From this day forth… my friend heres fate has been changed. And nobody can do a damn thing to stop that.

Good day to you, Developers!!

https ://imgur.com/a/YY1MuRr

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I guess you got 120 just by picking flowers, right?

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Nothing wrong with being a flower loving pacifist

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Hmm is it killable, kinda wanna farm it.

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It looks like your cause just got it’s first enemy :eyes:

When the local defense channel announces intruder, run as fast as you can to little porky, because this guy might be lurking :scream: :point_up_2:

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Lul :rofl:

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Reminds me of

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And they say horde are the bad guys. At least we have the decency not to name our food.

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https://wow.gamepedia.com/Cannibalize#/media/File:Ability_racial_cannibalize.png

Meditate on this!

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I like you!

Dont you dare!

I will never…fail again!

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I like you too :flushed:

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I don’t know what that is… Must be a gnome ability. :eyes:

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You can get to 120 without killing stuff. I did it and never once used a weapon. Still don’t. But then I never did a quest or used a mount or left Eastern Kingdoms. But hey. Poor little piggy.

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I never noticed that…poor piggy.
Support DEHTA and save those pigs!!

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With the scourge and demon threat out of the way, I’m really glad to see that paladins are finding new things to be mad about.

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In a game called , “WARcraft”.

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On my way.

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Maybe it’s a psychological war!