Hey there, fellow adventurers!
I’m a long-time WoW fan who’s back in the classic grind (you know, the one where you can actually feel the pain of every level and your bags are always full of gray items you can’t sell to vendors because you’re too cheap to leave Ironforge). I’m here to relive the glory days of Vanilla WoW where the only thing more satisfying than an epic loot drop is the sweet, sweet sound of a “DING!” after 3 hours of killing boars.
Why do I love WoW Classic? Well, it’s the grind, baby. It’s the way you look at a 30-minute walk from Westfall to Stormwind and think, “Yeah, this is life.” It’s the nostalgia, the sense of accomplishment, and the absurd joy of farming for hours and finally getting that one item you’ve been after… only to realize it’s actually worse than what you’re currently wearing. Classic.
I’m playing casually (read: mostly after work and on weekends) but still looking to slay dragons, complete dungeons, and maybe get a nice shiny mount or two. My schedule? Evenings, usually. Weekends? I’m all about that life. But if you see me in game and I’m staring blankly at my screen, don’t worry – I’m just soaking in the atmosphere. Or I’m in the middle of a hearthstone-induced panic. You’ll know the difference.
I’m looking for a Alliance guild that doesn’t mind the occasional raid wipe, as long as we’re having fun and farming some sweet loot in the process. I’m a DPS main (because who doesn’t love blowing stuff up or stabbing things in the back?) but if you need me to off-tank or pretend I know how to heal, I’ll give it my best shot.
So if your guild has a good vibe, doesn’t mind a little bit of silliness in voice chat, and can tolerate the occasional “Oops, I forgot to eat my food buff” moment, I’m your person. Bonus points if you’ve got a solid stash of guild bank items I can accidentally swipe and definitely return (probably).
Let me know if you’re interested in adding a friendly (and moderately skilled) DPS to your ranks. I promise I’ll bring the laughs… and maybe a few wipes along the way.
See you in Azeroth!
Discord: drsofus