Share a fun character you portrayed in roleplay

Greetings dear hopefully non-violent mob of Argent Dawn!

Recently, I was made to reminiscence on the boatload of characters I portrayed over the many years. Some I recall fondly, others with a twinge of sorrow at either a story that never reached a conclusion or a concept that did sound good on paper but sadly did not work out in practice.

As I was reflecting on a bundle of event-only characters, I had a good laugh at some of them and it made me think. What other wonderful or perhaps horribly bad characters did other people have a blast playing as? Or perhaps there was a concept you really felt like roleplaying as yet somewhere along the way they fell along the wayside?

I’ll share one to start off with:

During the whole pre-Warlords of Draenor patch when the Horde and Alliance gathered in the Swamp of Sorrows to compare their mogs and shout at one another; the veil between worlds thinned during the festive days of Hallow’s End! Our guild at the time was all wrapped up in the would-be serious business of server politics and I felt that we could all use a light-hearted moment.

Hence it was that word reached them of a merchant bearing mighty artifacts had been on route yet became trapped within the ever-cursed Deadwind Pass…

I had the great pleasure to portray this merchant: A slick goblin with a fake moustache that was enchanted to heighten his prices. Although I had prepped quite a few of his illustrious wares, I only recall three artifacts he sought to peddle:

  • The Groomhammer, a replica of Thrall’s Doomhammer outfitted with a mirror, powder box, comb and accessories.

  • The Sashbringer, a replica of the fabled Ashbringer that contained a series of ribbons to keep your pants up.

  • The Scythe of Bell-tune, a replica of the Scythe of Elune utilized for the tuning of bells.

The latter attracted the notorious riders of Deadwind Pass (pre-Legion, mind you) which each had their own little mechanic. Big armoured dude is slow but strong, spellcaster is backline but dangerous, ranger dude can leap from his horse to shoot, etc.

With the riders defeated and the near-worthless artifacts plundered, it was revealed that the goblin salesman was a ghost doomed to haunt the pass during Hallow’s End in order to attract hapless adventurers to their early graves, their gear to be added to Kharazan’s repertoire. Alas, now he could finally ascend to that giant pile of gold in the sky.

Dropped his moustache, too. Phat lewt.

In hindsight it was but a very short-lived character, yet somehow he remains to occupy a distant corner in the back of my mind. But enough about me! This is the part where I ask you all to share a tale of a character you were very fond of! So please do tell us of the circumstances that made you create such a character, why you think back on them (hopefully with a smile) and whatever happened in its conclusion.

Hope to read from you soon!

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I’ll share my most cringey RP character because it was fun and I still regret nothing.

During vanilla, back in 2005 when I was still young and impressionable, I made a troll member of the Scarlet Crusade. I even grinded for every piece of mail gear from the Scarlet Monastery and then left the toon at level 40 forever so the gear would still be relevant (transmog didn’t exist yet).

I also paraded him throughout Undercity saying vaguely Scarletey things as if the guards would find nothing amiss.

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Have you ever heard those fighting game commentators and wondered what it would be like if you made them into a character? Well, I did.

And so, I made a goblin warlock Steamwheedle Arena commentator who used his demons as reoccurring arena fighters in a Pro Wrestling fashion, who he kept in line by making them fight one another for a belt of power that enhanced their abilities, which was conspicuously shaped like a wrestling championship belt. His demon buffing incantations into the microphone he carries might seem threatening, but he’s basically just doing the Devil May Cry combo voicelines but in Eredun.

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To date one of my favorite character ideas is my goblin sapper brothers.
If one dies via any means, I just edit the first name of the TRP and say the next brother (an identical twin in a massive family of identical twins) came to replace him.
I believe I’m on number 12.

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I recall an old Forsaken I had named Igor (Original, I know!) but the fun part to roleplay him, was that his jaw was a bit loose. Literally! Sometimes when he was engaged in a conversation, it dropped to the ground. He gestured for patience as he reclaimed his lost jaw and returned it into place. The reaction I got from some people was pure laugh. Good times!

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There was Stan Earwin, the Dustwallow Marsh crocodoile hun’er

And my all time favourite…

Samurock, lead singer of the Rare Tauren Chieftain coverband. Had a few IC performances using a free radio thingy that ppl could tune in to and it was hella fun.

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Omg, please bring this character back!

I roleplayed a self proclaimed Queen of Stranglethorn who was a Gurubashi troll (OOC Darkspear)

She would walk around the jungle and meet any passing travelers. Get on her good side, and she will protect you from the dangers of the Forrest’s. Get on her bad side, and she’ll hex ya, increasing attacks from tiger mobs, pirates, trolls, etc

Weird idea lol

She might also host a few fights in the Gurubashi arena awarding the winner gold.

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Shu Po, Hero of the Heartland, Champion of Halfhill – the Greatest Warrior Who Ever Lived.

Ever stalwart, fending off stampeding mushan, thieving varminta, and the fearsome trolls of legend from threatening the quiet hamlet.

… in truth a boasting liar with a wooden broadsword, riding a goat and bonking drowsy mushan out in the fields to earn free drinks at the tavern.

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I did something similar as an orc, except she was pretending to be one to spy on them because “when you wear a full set of the armour, nobody can tell you’re an orc”

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It’s funny because it’s true.

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