That’s not how any legal system works.
Otherwise where are my reparations for the roman occupation?
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Yeah!
What has the roman empire ever done for us?
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They built a wall that was cool to look at once when I was near Scotland.
cleaning up the place
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Yes, but other than that.
I mean, obviously, but what else?
sets fire to house
sprays with fire extinguisher at last possible second
“now i’m not saying i deserve a medal but-”
That’s it sorry. 1500+ years and all they managed as a neat wall.
Enter the Mongolian paradox:
If Mongolians are made to pay reparations for the crimes of Genghis Kahn, but so many of us are directly descended from Genghis Kahn that technically there’s a little Mongolian in all of us…
Who owes money to who?!
I can assure you I am not.
Yeah me neither.
My inherent urge to drive my enemies before me and revel in the lamentations of their women is purely coincidental, I assure you.
I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of a different Chingis Khan.
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Ah, I see you’re a man of culture.
Must use the more culturally correct version, after all wouldn’t want to be accused of some grave unpersoning crime like cultural appropriation.
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I think the most culturally correct way to address Chingis Kahn in person would be “Your majesty”
Strictly speaking the title itself was also a term of address.
Two burly Mongolian soldiers approach you from behind as you attempt to expose the Great Kahn’s real name…
Maybe he’s like Rumplestiltskin, where the only way to defeat him is to say Temüjin three times.
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That was more a sure-fire way to get your city reduced to ashes.
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mmm hi daddys
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please post a shoe on your head to prove you’re not a bot
kaitylinn has single-handedly saved this thread tbqh
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