My wife has teeth like stars - they come out at night
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I could murder a few bowls of cornflakes now - would that make me a cereal killer??
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Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a…
super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
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And now for a poor dad joke…
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ay that’s pretty good! x)
What do you call someone with no body and nose?
nobody knows
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I nearly drowned having a bowl of meusli, I got pulled in by a strong currant.
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