10 to be exact. Thought some of them would make him laugh but…
no pun in ten did
:x
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//groan 
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dad jokes are best
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You know you liked it
kekekekeke
I hate you.
Do you really? 
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
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pretty good 
I shall steal this, tell my fiance, and take full credit.
it’s ok, I stole it too x)
I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
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At a club with some friends and one of them complained that it was too stuffy and hot so I suggested he went and stood next to teh guy at the bar that used to be in to agricultural vehicles.
“Why would that help ?” my friend asked.
I replied “Because he’s an ex tractor fan”
2 parrot sat on a perch and one asks “Can you smell fish ?”
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2 fish in a tank and one says to the other “How do you drive this thing?”
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Oh i like this thread. 
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What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird.
What does a house wear? A dress.
Two of my personal favourites.
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There’s a guy stood on the street corner with a very ill looking octopuss looking animal under his arm.
His friend comes along and asks “What’s that ?”
“Oh, this is that sick squid I owe you”
Amyone not familiar with UK slang will most likely not get this one.
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ok. This is so horrible that it earns a trophy for dad jokes/puns. Well done.
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Going vegetarian is a missed steak
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Oh, and I did not get the 1st post. But probably because I am not native and I cannot read it to get joke out of it. So I guess it is a pun about … eh wind, but it blows! 
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Bruno Mars, Venus Williams and Freddy Mercury walk into a bar together.
They didn’t planet that way.
Have you heard the story about the homesick biscuit ? He’d been a wafer too long
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That’s actually true of some people I know
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