Our tabard is so ugly, it permanently blinds bosses so they just drop the loot in front of us and kill themselves. Ever heard of the Pacific Ocean? Our guild Pacified it. Ever heard of the Dead Sea? Our guild killed it. Ever heard of the Shag Island in Australia? …Well done, you’re eh… you’re pretty good with geography… yeah.
Anyway, why should you join our ranks? Well…
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You’re here reading this, so you’ve most likely bought a copy of World of Warcraft. Since you’re already making questionable life choices, why not make another one? Join our community, we also make questionable life choices!
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We won’t troll you because you are online at 4 a.m. on Monday… Ok, maybe we will, but only a little bit, I mean come on, how can we not.
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Our healers are on standby to cleanse that little “problem” that you got from that elf you “bumped into” at the Goldshire Tavern last week, even if you don’t have insurance.
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Does your other half say things like “Listen, we need to talk”? Or maybe you’re enjoying a nice hot shower and suddenly hear your roommate flush the toilet? Or your so called “friends” gifted your toddler a vuvuzela for their birthday? Worry not! Just get behind our tanks, they can shield you from any type of incoming damage.
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Our dps are so mighty, remember that Sargeras guy that stabbed the planet with a sword? He is our lowest dps.
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Our private parts are so big that they go all the way from A to Z (on the keyboard).
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No one will blame you for standing in fire! Of course you’re standing in it, you are so hot after all.
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On a more serious note, our guild is a tight group of friends from all around Europe. We would love to meet new people and hopefully develop meaningful and lasting friendships, as we are aiming not at the quantity, but the quality of people.
In terms of activities, we are mostly gonna be aiming at M+, but wouldn’t mind stepping back into normal/heroic raiding, once we have enough people. Guild events and transmog runs, the same as casual group pvp, are also on the table.
Your level, your ilvl, level of your pets, ilvl of your pets… All of these do not matter, what’s really important to us is your personality. We’re mostly in our late twenties/early thirties, but anyone 18+ can join. We might get slightly confused about your “skibidi rizz no cap fr fr” but we’re a pretty open minded and inclusive bunch.
Ok, if you’re still reading this atrocity of a guild ad, then maybe you have the same weird sense of humour as us. In that case our guild might be the one just for you! We have so mush-room for new friends, join and let’s have some fun(gi) together! (Sorry)
UPD: Raid day is on Friday at 20 pm server time. Spanking normal bosses for now, but will come for that heroic bosses’ booty at some point as well.
Conact us via Discord:
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