The charge of the spacegoat brigade.
Half a league, half a league.
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of blades
Ran six hundred.
“Forward, the Spacegoat Brigade!
charge the ogres!” she said.
Into the valley of blades.
Ran the six hundred.
“Forward, the Spacegoat Brigade!”
Was there a one dismayed?
Not though the warriors knew
Someone had blundered
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die
Into the valley of blades
Ran the six hundred.
Ogres to the left of them,
Orcs to the right of them,
Blood Elves in front of them
Vollied and thundered;
Stormed at with blade and spell,
Boldly they ran and well,
Into the jaws of death,
Into the mouth of Fel
Ran the six hundred.
Flashed their fine swords bare,
Flashed as they turned in air
Cutting the ogres there,
charging an army, while
All the world wondered.
Plunged in the Felfire smoke
Right through the line they broke;
Ogres and Elves
Reeled from hammer stroke
Shattered and sundered.
Then they ran back, but not
Not the six hundred.
Ogres to the right of them,
Orcs to the left of them,
Elves behind them
Vollied and thundered;
While Elekk and hero fell.
They that had fought so well
Came through the jaws of Fel,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.
When can their glory fade?
O wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honor the charge they made!
Honor the Spacegoat Brigade,
Noble six hundred.
Yes, I know some humourless forumgoers will hate me using “spacegoat” in this. Bugger off, will you.